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  1. Han Burgundy

    TEST Book Club - September Selection

    DOOSH! I told ewe thayt in seecrit!
  2. Han Burgundy

    ISS Leak

    Very true, that ass-covering is an international sport, but Russian manufacturing has the added cultural factor of not doing a sufficient amount of QA testing. (Source: Am Manufacturing engineer and listened to my professor whine about the Ruskies for 4 years) Believe you me, that drill dude is...
  3. Han Burgundy

    ISS Leak

    Ahh good ole Russian craftsmanship. Workers so afraid of the gulag that they will create an EXTREMELY dangerous and potentially disastrous situation to cover their own ass. I hope they find Sergei and cut his fuckin toes off...
  4. Han Burgundy

    TEST Book Club - September Selection

    Everyone dies in the end. Little Jimmy's adoption falls through and he kills himself after he ages-out of the system. It's truly a heartwarming tale...
  5. Han Burgundy

    Anyone else disappointed with BFV?

    I lost faith in the series when they went to the effort of selling a WWI game, then jammed it chalk-full of fully automatic weapons. Completely ruined the main selling point of that era; Bolt action only (for the most part) and actually having to aim. 0/10 would not play.
  6. Han Burgundy

    SCUM is pretty awesome once you learn what the hell you are doing. *I pooped on a dining room...

    SCUM is pretty awesome once you learn what the hell you are doing. *I pooped on a dining room table.* 5/7 would play again.
  7. Han Burgundy

    Ballet without naked = Boring Naked without ballet? = Lots of things...maybe even buttsex

    Ballet without naked = Boring Naked without ballet? = Lots of things...maybe even buttsex
  8. Han Burgundy

    [Video] First look at early access game: SCUM

    But can you arm your poop as a weapon and throw it? What is the flightmodel for flung poo?
  9. Han Burgundy

    Coming soon: Han Burgundy's PREMIUM naked ballet livestream. Only $99.95! Reserve your digital...

    Coming soon: Han Burgundy's PREMIUM naked ballet livestream. Only $99.95! Reserve your digital ticket NOW!!!!
  10. Han Burgundy

    Consensual sexual violence.

    Consensual sexual violence.
  11. Han Burgundy

    [video] Cyberpunk 2077 first look!

    Shit....What is Star Citizen again? This Forum has just converted into a CP2077 forum. Thank you for your cooperation.
  12. Han Burgundy

    Test Book Club - September Voting

    I haven't the foggiest of what you are talking about....
  13. Han Burgundy

    Test Book Club - September Voting

    Science fact: Individuals who are susceptible to becoming power-drunk statistically have been found to possess undersized genitalia. Choose wisely...
  14. Han Burgundy

    Test Book Club - September Voting

    7, Obviously, cuz hes a super cool fuckin dude.
  15. Han Burgundy

    Server Migration Complete! UNLIMITED POWER!

    I just came..... ...to see what all the fuss was about. Neat.
  16. Han Burgundy

    ALERT: Uncle Randy would like to know your location

    ALERT: Uncle Randy would like to know your location
  17. Han Burgundy

    Spoiler alert; Randy is flesh and blood like the rest of us. So the answer is BOTH

    Spoiler alert; Randy is flesh and blood like the rest of us. So the answer is BOTH
  18. Han Burgundy

    Tits on fish; The new hottness, or just your uncle Randy's new fetish? Find out at 11...

    Tits on fish; The new hottness, or just your uncle Randy's new fetish? Find out at 11...
  19. Han Burgundy

    Vote for your favorite Armor! Real Contest

    I'm always down for a tasteful crotch shot...
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