So, I made a thing*. And I want to send that thing to Chris Roberts. I know some of you other crazy kids have mailed him stuff in the past, so does anyone have a good address for me to use?
*A novel. I wrote a Star Citizen novel.
It's a money grab. Amazon has rights to Cryengine as well (they bailed them out a while ago) so worst comes to worse; Amazon will crush crytek with their wallet. They are not going to allow something like this to derail their lumberyard posterchild.
Unfortunately, I am starting to come to that conclusion. No idea why tho. Got a 980 Strix and 16 Gb of Ram. Seen people with worse specs get better performance. No idea at this point.
Nope NOPE Noooope. Not again, Chris Hansen. Nuh-uh. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and thats a felony that puts me away for quite some time. Good day, officer.
The secret to a good stream is to avoid pinching your dicktip. If you hold too close to the hole it can send your stream off in crazy directions. And don't get me started on the madness that is post-coital urination....
"Accidents" eh? No problem. Just roll the dead hooker up in a throw rug, then toss it in the bay. Might want to use some pliers rip those teeth out and cut her fingers off first, then spread them throughout the dumpsters of the city. Bing-Bang-Boom: No cops.