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I hear there is this prince in Nigeria that will have your back... Remember: If something is provided for free, then you are the product. You think the cows at the slaughterhouse ever had to pay rent?

Holy shit, can I join a second time?! That was glorious!

Ok ok, finally thought of a name for my Merchantman: TSS Mûmakil

He was talking about keeping a character aboard a TEST-run capital ship. Anyone who manages to steal one of THOSE deserves the damn thing. haha Also, remember that ships will "de-spawn" if all of its occupants are in beds after like 5 minutes. So as long as you dont get jacked within that time...

TEST's Hostile Response & Emergency Assistance Team T.H.R.E.A.T. can be TEST's round-the-clock response fleet that always stands at the ready to serve and protect the interests of its members in the universe. Imagine: You are a TESTie who was digging for some of that sweet ore when a...

Welcome aboard; Chlballi, son of Reddenbacher. Popcorn pairs nicely with beer, so you will fit in quite nicely!

BEER!

Heres what we do, maytes; Two Idrises=ALL the beer. Friends SHARE beer. Beer is the liquid of peace. Ooh look, another beer! I forgot what I was driving at, but the moral of the story is BEER.

Think buoyant thoughts, everyone. In a pinch, empty kegs can be used as a flotation device; But ONLY if they're empty. As good an excuse as any to start drinking before noon!

Want implies need. What in the hell am I supposed to do with four of those? That is wasteful.

God dammit, white people. This is why other races can never take us seriously. First the infomercial thing and now this shit? I quit. I'm 1/32nd Nigerian anyways...

Anyone worried about the allocation of resources "wasted" on this to get us 3.0 must have completely missed the fact that this is 3rd party Tech. A completely separate company has been dedicating itself to making this cool so CIG didn't have to. These partnerships are gong to be crucial for Star...

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That ship will look GREAT as it busts through the front viewport of an Idris bridge....

YESSSSsssss Look at the wrinkles in the ballsack vine there. FIDELITY! Do....do they move and squirm if you put an ice cube on it?

No, I'm the one that crashed the ship in the first place. I died on impact and now you have to agonize over whether or not you're gonna eat my juicy corpse. Wait....can that be a gameplay mechanic? Westworld had cannibals...

You are going to die alone in a desert. (Just like the gypsy woman said...)