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  1. Han Burgundy

    Ants. My smoothie brings ants to the yard.

    Ants. My smoothie brings ants to the yard.
  2. Han Burgundy

    Your milkshake is nice and all, but you should see what my SMOOTHIE brings to the yard...

    Your milkshake is nice and all, but you should see what my SMOOTHIE brings to the yard...
  3. Han Burgundy

    I found the future Official TEST suit

    This is for our covert operatives trying to blend in with the white-knite orgs....and anyone playing on a laptop at a public event/funeral.
  4. Han Burgundy

    ...Don't want sneaky CIG pulling a fast one on me and swiping it without telling first.

    ...Don't want sneaky CIG pulling a fast one on me and swiping it without telling first.
  5. Han Burgundy

    Decided to go ahead and apply my $0 Carrack --> Merchantman CCU. If I don't like the BMM, I can...

    Decided to go ahead and apply my $0 Carrack --> Merchantman CCU. If I don't like the BMM, I can always sell it for in-game $$ once live...
  6. Han Burgundy

    Best Escort ship for TEST gameplay

    If a fish is too small to find in the first place, scooping for it with a larger net is most certainly not the optimum solution. That's where the unicycle comes in, my dear sir... Eb erus ot knird ruoy enitlavO
  7. Han Burgundy

    Slimey VirtualAce and his org DESTROYED by TEST and friends!

    I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on the Citadel.
  8. Han Burgundy

    Best Escort ship for TEST gameplay

    A unicycle and a pack of condoms is all you should need to conquer the Verse.
  9. Han Burgundy

    So, why did they talk about catching a capital ships with shields down?

    I foresee shield use being very similar to the use of windshield wipers; Use when needed. Otherwise you get that annoying squeeking sound as rubber drags across dry window, and nobody wants that.
  10. Han Burgundy

    If graffiti is something that CIG allows, TEST propaganda shall flood the verse. Tagger would be...

    If graffiti is something that CIG allows, TEST propaganda shall flood the verse. Tagger would be an awesome profession
  11. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    Would a single DragonFly loaded with 6 TESTies be referred to as the "Come at me, bro" package?
  12. Han Burgundy

    Design Your Own Home

    One can dream, but you're probably right. Might have to resort to shoehorning as many merlins inside a BMM as possible. For science.
  13. Han Burgundy

    Design Your Own Home

    Yeah, this is something I'm REALLY hoping for. Ben at one point said something along the lines of being able to dock at least one defender. We shall see, because that would make a lot of sense. With CIG dialing back the scope of ship-to-ship docking; The Merchant nature of the ship may demand a...
  14. Han Burgundy

    Design Your Own Home

    Ideally, as a home ship and not a primary money-maker: Gotta go with something like a sneakily militarized 890 Jump. All softie on the outside, but with extensive hidden weaponry and a sturdy shield. It would have a fully shielded cargo bay for smuggling and extensive scanners (akin to the...
  15. Han Burgundy

    I fully support and/or endorse this.

    I fully support and/or endorse this.
  16. Han Burgundy

    Test Squadron Fidget spinners?

    Gentlemen, we once again stand at a great precipice where we must ask ourselves; Has science gone too far? Has the arrogance of man forever doomed our species? Like Icarus, have we not strayed too close to the sun? Ventured too close to the dominion of the Gods? Look about the world around you...
  17. Han Burgundy

    Test Squadron Fidget spinners?

    "Testie Spinner" was my WWF finishing move in the late 90's. Use it and face the wrath of Vince McMahon's lawyers.
  18. Han Burgundy

    Technically, weren't most of us? Unless you were born in the woods or something...The difference...

    Technically, weren't most of us? Unless you were born in the woods or something...The difference is that kids today are RAISED in captivity.
  19. Han Burgundy

    Once Star Marine has a "Capture the Idris" mode, I'm going to evaporate out of the lives of my...

    Once Star Marine has a "Capture the Idris" mode, I'm going to evaporate out of the lives of my loved ones...just like daddy did.
  20. Han Burgundy

    Starting at the bottom.

    I definitely plan on doing this once I establish a sizable estate. I am going to start myself off on a frontier planet with an extremely modified and kick-ass pistol and 3000* credits. Maybe I'll help crew a ship and learn a new trade from the bottom up, or perhaps I will stroll onto the bridge...
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