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As long as THEY leave a red streak on my windshield, I don't care what shade of brown the streak on my chair is...

I have the strangest urge to watch Jurassic Park with my bedroom door locked now....

They have quite the opposite effect for me. Tried to pull a quick banking maneuver and accidentally tore my foreskin off. Grabbed the wrong stick. I KNEW the missile button felt too squishy....

I'd bet that the C, D, and E are all very similar in overall hull size, with the difference being the middle section and probably the main engine package. C just looks oversize because it aspires to be an E. That would make the most sense to me as far as the lore would go. A company makes a...

I'm more about the chicas than the bow wows; but to each their own, my friend!

Bring it arooooound town....aroooooound town....Close your eyes and think of England, mayte.

I can see EEEEEVERYTHIIIING

Great work, Seung! Well made! (And I learned a few things) Neat!

Obligatory post pointing out the day of the week...

ONE OF US

OG Tomb Raider is the way to go. Although it is the source of my angular breasts fetish, which has left my life a continuing disappointment, every second playing that game was worth it. Every sweet-sexy-boxy-second of it.

I am Blind Owl...

I think there is a big difference here between the gameplay mechanics of Jump Gates VS Quantum Drive (and I sense a bit of misunderstanding happening here and elsewhere). Jump gates will likely be short, involved, experiences that require an active pilot at the stick. Quantum Drive travel...

I feather in and out of coupled mode. It allows for you to perform unexpected maneuvers in dog-fights while maintaining the relative ease of flying point to point while coupled. For example; Get the enemy to chase you, uncouple, turn around and open fire before boosting back toward them. I try...

3.0 will bring with it the full implementation of Item System 2.0 which has always been the intended system. What we have currently is a quasi-bandaid patchwork placeholder. This functionality should come online with everything else.

This is the single greatest sentence I have read in a while.

My workout program has REALLY been working for me. I will make a suit out of dollar bills then head down to the train depot to fight hobos. Once you learn to protect your eyes and watch for deadly BumSpit, its a heck of a workout!

Damn kids. Back in my day, we were lucky even to HAVE candy, let alone a surplus that would allow excess for crushing...