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Q: What did the ant say before it was crushed by a herd of elephants? A: It doesn't fucking matter. Elephants win.

Welcome aboard! Now begins your slow descent into madness! Congratulations!

High risk transport, eh? You're an amateur if you take more than a Nox and a pair of bungee straps.

The blood of my enemies. (I REALLY hate grapes)

Never apologize for being a follower of the TRUE Space franchise. Welcome aboard, Spoq. Live long an-....HEY! Crafty little buggar

Day 176: Still holding out hope for 3.0. Morale is low, but the navigator is high; so I guess there's nothing to fret about...

I've seen this somewhere..... Audios, turdnuggets.

A man can easily feel the master of a snowglobe. Let us see what happens when the universe opens up a bit and numbers come into play. I foresee his 'victories' and his Org both drying up. All the while, we will be here drinking our beer and talking about beer related subjects. There is no fate...

Dude, nox it off. It's nox even funny anymore. Now don't go tying my words into nox over this, but I think all-a-yall noxturnal mothertruckers need a bit of sunlight. You guys look like a bunch of innoxperienced amateurs.

...so have you guys heard about that new space bike?

The exact same thing happened to me. I have shamed my ancestors....but fuck THEM, because I have an Alien CrotchRocket now, and they're still dead! Han: 1 | Afterlife: 1,528,483,126,820

Are CCUs active for it yet? I'm not seeing it anywhere on the site now.

@James Gunn right now: Welcome to our dysfunctional family!

If Star Citizen ever gets VR.....holy shit this thing is going to be a blast. Ahh to feel the vibrating roar of that alien machine on my jiblets would be to enter nirvana.

Note to self: Not everyone will understand when I tell them that I am a TESTie. They assume it means I'm into weird shit. I am, but...cmon.

My dragonfly is terrified in its garage and is getting nervous about how I'm looking at it...

I'm digging the Lone Sniper vibe. The Nox is exactly how I'd want to do it too. Take a shot, move several KM, take another shot. Good stuff. My dragonfly has MUCH to fear today....