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  1. Han Burgundy

    I've always wondered how effectively one could modify a weed-whacker into a durable zombie...

    I've always wondered how effectively one could modify a weed-whacker into a durable zombie apocalypse weapon...
  2. Han Burgundy

    Reclaimer vs Carrack?

    Yeah, Owl. Show us your package...
  3. Han Burgundy

    Reclaimer vs Carrack?

    If you are TRUELY worried about getting locked in on a ship with the $0 CCUs going away, then lock in the CCU on the ship that you think will be worth the most credits in the in-game market. That way you can sell it (by IT, i mean the BMM) and buy whatever the hell you want as things go live. I...
  4. Han Burgundy

    I like to remove the protective film off of other people's new gadgets. I do it for the raw...

    I like to remove the protective film off of other people's new gadgets. I do it for the raw sexual thrill of wronging another human being...
  5. Han Burgundy

    Don't blame me if you get motion sickness watching it.

    #HeFrozen, so thaw that som'bitch out! We got $$ to make!
  6. Han Burgundy

    Don't blame me if you get motion sickness watching it.

    Stop EVERYTHING! I have a great idea for a new Disney movie. Somebody get Walt on the phone!!
  7. Han Burgundy

    ...and I can't say that my day has really changed much as a result.

    ...and I can't say that my day has really changed much as a result.
  8. Han Burgundy

    Holy crap I just remembered that Bernie Mac died...

    Holy crap I just remembered that Bernie Mac died...
  9. Han Burgundy

    Something to ponder?

    Flowing through me is a bit of an understatement when it comes to my colon and bad mexican grub. It would be better categorized as a heavy spackling or severe air-burst payload delivery.
  10. Han Burgundy

    Don't blame me if you get motion sickness watching it.

    CIG needs to release a peripheral control device that is inserted into one's anus that will counteract the G-force effects on your character when it is squeezed. That would build in an incentive for not shitting yourself like I just did while watching this.
  11. Han Burgundy

    Seung Appreciation Thread

    In fact...come to think of it; We never see YOU, Beer, in the chat room at the same time as Seung. SEUNG'S ALT ACCOUNT HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED!!! The jig is UP!
  12. Han Burgundy

    Arguing on Reddit grants you pen pals. Neat!

    Arguing on Reddit grants you pen pals. Neat!
  13. Han Burgundy

    Yeah, I have an extensive record collection, but I only keep records released by famous bands...

    Yeah, I have an extensive record collection, but I only keep records released by famous bands that were using the album under a pseudonym. Hipster Level 5
  14. Han Burgundy

    Close enough. Did you also know that the band Chumbawamba is also known as "Scab AID"?

    Close enough. Did you also know that the band Chumbawamba is also known as "Scab AID"?
  15. Han Burgundy

    I theorize the Eclipse is a stealth bomber (video)

    That's a heck of a price-point for something that is JUST a stealth bomber. I hope that either the impressiveness of the Stealth cloaking is enough to justify the $$, or they give it another niche' function that explains all the extra zeroes.
  16. Han Burgundy

    Did you know that the members of Ace of Base are all Swedish? TIL

    Did you know that the members of Ace of Base are all Swedish? TIL
  17. Han Burgundy

    SpaceX... do you work there?

    He's lying to you, @DarkSnake. He's a bad dude. I once saw him leave a puppy at a Nickleback concert.
  18. Han Burgundy

    Coolest thing to come from Canada since Bieber

    Found the key...
  19. Han Burgundy

    Does it involve Ace of Base?

    Does it involve Ace of Base?
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