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  1. Han Burgundy

    If Test had a Squadron, would you join? [Poll]

    Just one? Pussy.
  2. Han Burgundy

    Starfarer Convoy

    I cant wait to stumble across a convoy of Merchantmen in the Verse someday. I'd imagine that they would scoot around in nomadic groups, providing each-other mutual cover. Man, this game is going to be cool.....someday.
  3. Han Burgundy

    Remember, kids: Acknowledgement of "Hump-Day" is not considered consent in the state of California.

    Remember, kids: Acknowledgement of "Hump-Day" is not considered consent in the state of California.
  4. Han Burgundy

    SpaceX... do you work there?

    The amateur move is in assuming I don't already have that info...
  5. Han Burgundy

    A Movie Studio of Your Own

    QUICK: Someone get me a Reliant News Van and a glass of scotch! I have some goddamn news to read!
  6. Han Burgundy

    SpaceX... do you work there?

    Hi, My Name is Elon and I am positively delighted that you are showing interest in a tour of my facility. If you can meet me behind the burger king on 5th and Main, I can give you a tour. NO COPS. They're...uh...they're not allowed in the factory. Look for the van that says "Vinny's Inflatable...
  7. Han Burgundy

    Odie is OBVIOUSLY intended as a tongue-in-cheek reference to the Trans-Canadian Lumber tariffs...

    Odie is OBVIOUSLY intended as a tongue-in-cheek reference to the Trans-Canadian Lumber tariffs of 1971.
  8. Han Burgundy

    Do you think Garfield was an allegory about alcoholism?

    Do you think Garfield was an allegory about alcoholism?
  9. Han Burgundy

    Whiskey makes Han Frisky...

    Whiskey makes Han Frisky...
  10. Han Burgundy

    REVENGE of the fifth, you filthy Nerf herder.

    REVENGE of the fifth, you filthy Nerf herder.
  11. Han Burgundy

    Really? Nobody is going to say it? Alright, I'll do it; May the fourth be with you, ya filthy...

    Really? Nobody is going to say it? Alright, I'll do it; May the fourth be with you, ya filthy animals!
  12. Han Burgundy

    "Cleansing ritual"? Did....did you join a cult? Do you need me to call the FBI?

    "Cleansing ritual"? Did....did you join a cult? Do you need me to call the FBI?
  13. Han Burgundy

    I bet your poops are weird. Poor bastard.

    I bet your poops are weird. Poor bastard.
  14. Han Burgundy

    help being IP trolled on YouTube

    Aww I love you too, buddy! :grin:
  15. Han Burgundy

    help being IP trolled on YouTube

    Oh yeah?! Well I know less than you! I'm closer to nirvana! So come at me, bro!
  16. Han Burgundy

    help being IP trolled on YouTube

    Someone learned how to pull insults out of their ass from highschool girls....And my "personal attacks" referenced only what you submitted for review. I Don't remember putting up my last heroin needle count, but I DO have multiple examples of you being a pretentious cock-weasel. We shall see who...
  17. Han Burgundy

    I do indeed eat whatever the hell I want. I never said I was a small man, however. haha

    I do indeed eat whatever the hell I want. I never said I was a small man, however. haha
  18. Han Burgundy

    help being IP trolled on YouTube

    Nah, not looking for a fight. Just finally got too annoyed with you to hold my tongue any longer. I should send you my bill for my optometrist; Because every time I read one of your posts, my eyes roll so hard that my retinas are at risk of detaching. What you just said is literally the...
  19. Han Burgundy

    Hello

    You. I like you. Welcome aboard! You can have a seat on my bridge any day! :fist:
  20. Han Burgundy

    help being IP trolled on YouTube

    There he goes again, talking down from his ivory tower. And it's Han, not Hans. Does it look like I have a German flag next to my avatar? (Learn to read if you want to keep flaunting that edumucation of yours...) I spit on your smug forgiveness and I fart in your general direction. Flame wars on...
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