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  1. Han Burgundy

    help being IP trolled on YouTube

    The issue I have with you is not seated solely in this thread. My issue is with the trend of Shadow Reaper. It seems like EVERY time you clack at that keyboard, it is done from up on high for the consumption of the ignorant masses beneath you. So either you are saying here that you are an expert...
  2. Han Burgundy

    help being IP trolled on YouTube

    I believe what @DirectorGunner is trying to eloquently state here is; Sometimes you have a tendency to be a bit of a know-it-all dickhole, and many of us in this laid back Org find that rather annoying. You have just illustrated his point by trying to "school" him on Ad homi-whatzits. Nobody...
  3. Han Burgundy

    Show 'em off!

    Put em on the glass!
  4. Han Burgundy

    Does this smile make me look American?

    Can confirm. Have gone through a Canadian Border crossing. Those blokes wouldn't be able to find a sense of humor if one burrowed its way up their dick-hole.
  5. Han Burgundy

    Day 9888 of my eating whatever the hell I want diet: Please for the love of god; Don't fail me...

    Day 9888 of my eating whatever the hell I want diet: Please for the love of god; Don't fail me now, metabolism!
  6. Han Burgundy

    When you were a kid, what was your car of dreams - and what is left of it today?

    You KNOW Ms. Frizzle got dat juicy booty...
  7. Han Burgundy

    Does this smile make me look American?

    It's all the prozac that the government is putting in the water....damn. I need to stop drinking bottled....
  8. Han Burgundy

    Just back from Formation Training Clinic

    But the flight didnt end with flaming wreckage! That's not how TESTies fly! I smell a SPAI!
  9. Han Burgundy

    Fresh propaganda dump for June 2017 (begins on pg4)

    Du Hast! (Yeah, thats the only one of theirs that I know, shoot me.) So you were one of those kids who had the trenchcoat and an earmarked copy of the anarchist's cookbook? Is that why you play Star Citizen? Because it's... I was never cool enough for a trenchcoat, but I was definitely the...
  10. Han Burgundy

    Fresh propaganda dump for June 2017 (begins on pg4)

    You listened to a lot of emo music in high school, didn't you? My soul is a spiraling pit of darkness...
  11. Han Burgundy

    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands for a three-day weekend...They are now known simply...

    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands for a three-day weekend...They are now known simply as "The islands"
  12. Han Burgundy

    Star Citizen vs. Eve online

    (GTA+Sims+Mass Effect)^3= Star Citizen. Where do I collect my prize?
  13. Han Burgundy

    Star Citizen vs. Eve online

    EVE: You=Ship with expendable meat controller Star Citizen: You= A non-expendable meatbag IN a ship. Eve has more massive shit going down, and Star Citizen has more immersive FIDELITY. One is good for spreadsheets & having friends, and the other is good for pretending your real life doesn't...
  14. Han Burgundy

    Running costs, crew requirement got me worried about the Merchantman

    I have been worrying about this lately myself, and have had to shift the way I think. The BMM is primarily a mobile trade platform. That's its schtick, but you can use it for other purposes. Good cover for smuggling, its a mobile base that you can land on a planet and operate from out of, and...
  15. Han Burgundy

    Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner, Johnny!

    Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner, Johnny!
  16. Han Burgundy

    Beautiful name for a trucker! Seriously tho, good luck! I just recently took the plunge myself...

    Beautiful name for a trucker! Seriously tho, good luck! I just recently took the plunge myself. And don't make yourself Bling-poor by going too fancy!
  17. Han Burgundy

    Nice! Who's the lucky fellow?

    Nice! Who's the lucky fellow?
  18. Han Burgundy

    Latest ATV reveals why Star Citizen is taking so long..

    You know what they say....left handers are in their right mind! (or the left-hand mouse and the lotion are related somehow....)
  19. Han Burgundy

    TEST: Getting to the heart of the REAL issues...

    TEST: Getting to the heart of the REAL issues...
  20. Han Burgundy

    Banu Defender video

    PROs Internal space (For living/in-flight repairs and concealing dead hookers) Long range Uniquely strong shield (Teveran shield tech absorbs more ballistic damage than normal shields) Nimble and faster in a straight line than a Sabre is (Apparently) Has that sexy Alien factor for in-game resell...
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