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That we can do! Testies are proud of their drinking, but its all in good fun! Don't let us make you feel like an outsider just cuz you don't need booze in your blood to crash into shit.

PERFECT! Certificate approved!

Too Legible. Try again. We are aiming for doctor-level scribblings here. The only thing more effective than a certification program is making one that is convoluted and hard to understand.

Yeah, you gotta put at least two more decimal places on your BAC to become a true TESTie if you completed that many laps without morphing into a ball of fire.

Certification Granted. I have that authority here. I have made it so. From now on, all MS paint submissions must go through me for approval and certification. Rulez make it fun, guys!

HANDalf the white?

Why do you want to know? You a cop? YOU WEARING A WIRE?! I've been burned by Chris Hansen TWICE already. OK ill trust again 25/m/wa You? ASL

Welcome to TEST. We have a good concentration of Canadians, so folks tend to be nice around here. Grab a cold one and fly wrecklessly!

Welcome to TEST! Now toss back a cold one and make sure to skip looking at any keybindings or other control aids. Just throw your shite at the wall and see what sticks ;) (No, I have no idea what I'm talking about either)

American, Canadian, Australian....doesn't matter. Our ships are all equally as explosive when you fly into stuff. Welcome to TEST!

I trolled their recruiter. Atlas has PRINCIPALS man...they are a REAL organization of REAL military personnel.

Welcome to TEST. The only rule is to be drunker than your co-pilot. Happy flying!

Wait a minute.....TEST isn't supposed to have entry certification? What about the wang-check pictures that I had to submit to Montoya? (Or did I do that on my own initiative? I can never remember)

I've been chomping at the bit for a Starfarer for a while. 2.3 BETTER have the object of my desires OR ELSE (ill be sad)

I don't want to see ANY more of this foolishness. This is TEST, son. Drink your beer dammit! (Or put on your big boy pants and drink whiskey like daddy do) :cool:

Connie tactics 101. When in doubt; Engage ramming speed. :cool:

I don't have an aurora either. But i'm not getting one, and you cant make me! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

Welcome to TEST! May your shenanigans frighten and confuse those around you!

We almost went for the coveted Tactical windscreen splat. It's a very advanced maneuver.

Aw man that was a heck of a time! FREE CANDY IN KOREA!!!! (And foggy memories are the best ones!)