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Taking the ole' microsoft approach eh? "It's a feature." is my favorite IT saying. We say it a lot around the office. Take notes CIG!

Low FPS is good. Gives me time to take sips between shots. (Sips of beer between shots of whiskey that is)

Gonna paint that Starfarer Yellow. GET ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS! HonkHonk!

Any ship that you can get lost in is a proper ship, dammit. Plus can you imagine all the fun FPS action that is going to go down in those halls?!?!

Ah yes...the great St Patrick's day. May the gutters run green with our beer-piss! Huzzah!

Hangover burps into your own helmet while eva must suck...

I have a feeling that "Blackout Detectives" that will retrace your steps after a night of drinking to find where you left your ship will be a solid profession for some Testies when the persistent universe gets a bit more persistent...

Gentlemen, remove your caps and take a sip for the fallen.

.......looks like a banana, yo.

What is up? In space, that word is meaningless. "Sup", on the other hand, is another case entirely...

When someone asks me if I want to fly their Retaliator...

Melting my cutlass to upgrade to a Starfarer. Gotta have that money machine in my fleet! Then i can focus on shifting all my pirate skills/taunts to accomodate my Jolly Connie! "Ahoy land-lubbers! Grab ye ankles and prepare for some missile lovin'!"

Grow your penis TWENTY INCHES with a single $2,000 donation to the church of Scientology! Holy Xenu thats a great deal!

I sense....a disturbance. As if hundreds of $1 bills cried out, but were suddenly silenced......as i shoved them down CIG's throat. CIG is the Chris Brown to my wallet's Rihanna....The Jared Fogel to my wallet's 16 year ol-.....ok look; This is going to make me spend a lot of money. DAAAMN...

You can sign a check over to me. Just put "beer money" in the memo line. Oh, and my best friends call me Cash. :cool:

Well the quick way around that is to drink OTHER beer while yours brews. Then drink THAT beer while the next batch goes in. Infinite beer = No profit because we keep drinking it before we sell it.

+1 for the Slurrfarer!

Never trust a fart in Tijuana....

You are a whole lot less lazy than I am in the morning...I would have just put my crap in one of my neighbor's bins. Then again, I'm a bit of an asshole.