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Went looking for videos of the airsoft minigun and found this. Man...I miss airsoft.

Since our politicians are bought and paid for, literally the only course of action we have is the courts (Which are owned too, I'd wager) So I say we bum off of Canada's WiFi and burn our own ISP infrastructure to the ground to start over.

The oligarchy WOULD have fancy olives. CAPITALIST PIGS!

A stir is too tame. Topple the oligarchy!

The FCC is full of shit. Bought and paid for. Leaving a comment has been proven as a waste of time. It will be ignored. Start building molitovs if you REALLY want to shake things up.

You...uh...you put a lot of thought into that, didn't you? Sh-should I call....someone for you? Shall I send them to the Lecter residence?

You microwave your cup-0-noodles? Wow, you ARE a horrible, wretched, person. How can you sleep at night?!

...its like a circle. In all seriousness tho; help some sick kids out, y'all! https://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=264896#

Ah yes, I know that feel all too well. She had an extra boyfriend, I had extra land and access to a backhoe...the rest is history. Tale as old as time

To recap: Charity sounds like a stripper's name, which lead to a little anicdote about the ins and outs of corpse storage. To ADD to the conversation: This is a super cool charity organization that has been doing awesome things for a whole lot of sick kids. It deserves your attention and...

Why? Because the holes in your back yard DON'T contain bodies? Slacker... Microwave? HAH! Amateur. Everyone knows the secret is heated blankets and everclear.

EXACTLY! Why couldn't my parents take the news so well?

I've still got a head and a left arm in my freezer. Does that count?

Is it ironic that I once met a stripper named Dignity?

Beer, liquor, wine; It all mixes fine. (but wine is for sissies and beer is for lightweights, so skip straight to the good stuff!)

Someone hasn't gone through the TEST mandated Double-Fisting course. That, or you took the wrong Double-Fisting course and are now a shuddering husk of what you once were...able only to lift a single sudsy delight to your face at a time. Solution: Beer helmets.

You poor, misguided, soul. Welcome to the family! IF you ever cheat on us with another org, we are going to poison your dog!