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I see depression as a fog with weight; condensation on your window to life. The world outside can be full of wonderful and exciting things, but you can’t see past the droplets that are clinging to the glass and you feel like you’re slowly drowning in them. The trick is to realize that you can...

Too much Monet, not enough thyme...

.....just beyond the Clitoral expanse. That's why many explorers have a hard time finding it.....amateurs.

Oh, you can do that too, I guess. I was going to let you borrow a few crates from my basement to use.

So find someone with a polaris and talk them into opening their hangar bay for you. Boom. Dumptruck.

You have a picture of one in your signature...

There's the difference right there. You've gotten laid at least once.

Getting into the porno business, eh? I know a guy with a killer mustache... (I get the same internet deal that Zapp does. Its balls, but apparently could be worse. so, yay?)

As is tradition.

MISC+Drake=Tonka (So crash a starfarer into a Cat and a Tonka baby will come rolling out....or you'll die)

Flying United to Vegas this summer. Time to brush up on some krav maga before boarding begins...

Love it. How many consecutive seconds were you able to drive it online before 3 jets came screaming from space to nuke you?

Well then it's a good thing that you got out of the relationship when you did. I heard he killed younglings...

Maybe she didnt like sand? Did she look like this:

The ones from Florida grow inside their own disposable packaging.

The crew that gives no fucks will indeed reign supreme....until their insurance and estate fees bury them after the advocacy ganks them a half-dozen times. Death HAS to mean something. It gives MEANING to being a crew of crazy-people. The only reason that you're a badass, is that it truly hurts...

Whiskey and cagefighting. Now THAT is a Saturday night...