Sorry, Sam, I'm trying my best.
So, to make up for shitposting and straying off topic, here's my secret veggie sour soup recipe (or at least it was a secret, now you all know it):
5l water (sorry, Americans, use a converter), 4 potatoes, 3 big carrots, 1 onion, 1 celery root, 1 parsnip, parsley...