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  1. maynard

    the new Cutlass!

    He'd be running against the guy with a stripper pole in his Phoenix jello wrestling or strippers, which do TESTes like better?
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    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    ducks belong in the oven, not under the tree
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    Guesses on the Caterpillar Reveal?

    We damn well better be able to. Is CIG ready to deal with the PR nightmare of thousands of original Cat purchasers demanding refunds? They were led to believe they were getting an honest-to-god pirate ship with the cargo capacity to haul the booty away.
  4. maynard

    Testing Please Ignore

    I want to ignore this thread but it keeps popping up on the front page where I have to read all the things
  5. maynard

    We Are Number One live but it's the live version with a interview

    there's nothing like a good WTF moment to start the new week right unless it's a good bowel movement
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    Piracy Piracy Division/Squadron Organization Brainstorm

    I heard it as an apprentice when I tried to sound like I knew what I was talking about
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    Piracy Piracy Division/Squadron Organization Brainstorm

    everybody likes a little ass nobody likes a smartass
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    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    back to the top! have I posted this one already? I can't remember
  9. maynard

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    looks like @mromutt has more common sense than I've been giving him credit for
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    Piracy Piracy Division/Squadron Organization Brainstorm

    Yeah, we're lettin' it happen. [wall o' text] You can get a smaller group to agree to a set of rules and abide by them, but that doesn't scale. We are 11,000+ and growing. The only qualification for joining (and I doubt it's actively enforced) is a Reddit membership. If you think all those...
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    How am I supposed to catch Mromutt and Sunder?

    how many times must I tell you to be careful with that wand of yours?
  12. maynard

    How am I supposed to catch Mromutt and Sunder?

    since it's your birthday I will restrain myself you owe me one
  13. maynard

    How am I supposed to catch Mromutt and Sunder?

    and that is the correct TEST response to difficult questions many happy returns
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    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    which scares little children more, bearded or beardless? I would have hidden a NSFW image like that behind a 'spoiler' tag ;-)
  15. maynard

    Play the trench run with the snow thingys!

    the snowflakes are sneaky they let you think you are controlling them, and then...
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    How am I supposed to catch Mromutt and Sunder?

    the correct TEST response to trolling is warm and fuzzy feels I will leave it to you to figure out what is happening here
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    Piracy Piracy Division/Squadron Organization Brainstorm

    If you're thinking in terms of the epic ripoffs in Eve Online, ain't gonna happen. Those are a consequence of a poorly designed corporate permission system, in ancient code that the devs can't fix without breaking other key elements of the game. AFAIK it's the origin of the 'soon(tm)' meme...
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    How am I supposed to catch Mromutt and Sunder?

    Quaff deeply from the Tankard of Wisdom on this, your special day, my friend
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    Piracy Piracy Division/Squadron Organization Brainstorm

    I like the Goons' definition of griefing - "We don't want to ruin the game, we just want to ruin your game." There will be players who believe they are entitled to the higher profits from hauling freight through unpoliced space without hiring escorts for protection - i.e. all of the rewards...
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    Piracy Piracy Division/Squadron Organization Brainstorm

    NBSI? we're gonna have plenty of asshats saying, "Arrr! Shoot Blues erryday! Arrr!" and plenty more who just won't know any better because TEST
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