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  1. Talonsbane

    Two days have passed, the outrage is over. Guess the next one!

    If I could choose what it would be, I'd have the TEST Squadron logo silk embroidered on all of the pillows of the 600i & 890J because TEST Squadron is the Best Squardon. Other than that, perhaps they would place Dickbutt stamps on the seats of all of the redesigned ships for the 1st week until...
  2. Talonsbane

    The Service Beacon.

    Until the trade system & missions systems are fixed to provide better forms of income, the service beacon system will be nearly worthless as far as I'm concerned as there will rarely be a player made mission that will cover the expenses. Mmmmm, bacon! A BLT does sound rather delicious at the...
  3. Talonsbane

    Fleet Liquidation

    Just saw this & it made me think of many of us.
  4. Talonsbane

    reddit After Every New Concept Ship Sale Announcement

    I keep expecting the corporate headquarters of Reddit to move either Grand Saline, TX or to somewhere next to the Dead Sea so that should their commenters eventually dry up, they will still have plenty of natural salt to mine.
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    Hercules - I was weak...

    Thankfully even a @Blind Owl can read "Game of Titties" because it naturally comes in braille for dummies. The best part about it is that even while drunk, you can easily tell when things become more stimulating. (Story wise)
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    Fleet Liquidation

    I've never wondered that. I just figured that your ability to enjoy fresh real maple syrup would make anybody more happy & then you have beer as well.
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    Fleet Liquidation

    *Happily accepts the beer from @Blind Owl .* Oh, hang on a sec & hold my beer while I try to TEST land my Lancer in a way that it looks like an erect space pecker. *Hands the beer back to @Blind Owl before TESTifying the situation.* Cheers my brother!
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    Fleet Liquidation

    Well it was either that or somebody asked you to watch the extra kegs while they carried them into the bar 1 at a time themselves. Which left you with plenty of time to provide "quality TESTing" to make sure their patrons were getting a great product.
  9. Talonsbane

    Didn't die!

    I'm happy that you're alright & getting better @GrumpyCat . The 'Verse wouldn't have been as awesome without you in it as well.
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    Fleet Liquidation

    If I'm not mistaken @Blind Owl , I'm willing to guess it was more along the lines of them handing you their bear while saying, "Hold my beer & check this out" as they get ready to do something wild & crazy TEST style.
  11. Talonsbane

    My experience at the Concierge event and cosplay

    Silly me, I was thinking more along the lines of a fancy game of Quarters. LoL That would also be something to "Cheers!" about.
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    Hercules - I was weak...

    As much as CIG keeps developing new features, there is always the slightest chance that dream might someday come true for us all. Especially since CR wants fidelity & who showers in clothing when they don't have to?
  13. Talonsbane

    (Sold) I have a Raven Code. Who wants to buy/trade for it?

    I don't @Blind Owl will ever mind you serving him up a free beer in the 'Verse. Cheers!
  14. Talonsbane

    Hercules - I was weak...

    I'm guessing that Tetanus must not be a thing in the GoT universe as I would imagine that constantly sitting on that many sharp metal points & edges might periodically cause somebody to need booster shots to prevent that. Also, I believe that King Robert would have totally been a TESTie given...
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    My experience at the Concierge event and cosplay

    As somebody who has worked as management in the hotel industry in the past, technical difficulties such as you experienced are quite frustrating for everybody & always seem to happen at the worst possible time. I've got stories. lols I agree with @Sirus7264 in that family always comes 1st &...
  16. Talonsbane

    3rd Genration TEST Member Arrived !

    Congrats! I volunteer 1 of my ships for Mico to TEST pilot & learn how to TEST land like the rest of us wild & crazy people here.
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    My experience at the Concierge event and cosplay

    @DirectorGunner , I'm pretty sure it will not violate NDA for you to tell us what was the question you were able to ask as well as if it was answered in some manner. After all, you did ask us to provide potential questions for you to ask in case those you were going to ask were asked before you...
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    Obutto gaming cockpit

    A very nice system indeed.
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    Fleet Liquidation

    TEST everything! Cheers! :beers:
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