1. It IS a house.
2. The house is yellow. True fact.
3. Not a huge garden, but a huge backyard. 3/4 of an acre.
4. I have a broil king BBQ...and a beer fridge. And a fire pit. Did I mention a huge backyard?
5. Two huge rooms in the basement for Owl and son. Our games rooms.
6. A real, honest to...