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  1. NaffNaffBobFace

    Other TEST Weapons Research Lab - FOR SCIENCE!

    Another submission for the "Exotic Strategies" section, prompted by an abnormal amount of (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ going on in response to the presence of Monday in the Please Don't Like My Post thread: The Monday table flip beam...
  2. NaffNaffBobFace

    New Origin ship? Explorer?

    Maybe the 350R will be revised to give it a bit of its Zonda feel back? At the moment it's very Honda. No offence to Honda, you're family cars are great but the 350R 'aint no family car and Andreas Lang would be most displeased to see what his ultimate tribute to speed and performance evolveed...
  3. NaffNaffBobFace

    New Origin ship? Explorer?

    Whatever it is it's out of my budget 🙂
  4. NaffNaffBobFace

    March Stella Fortuna(St. Patrick's day) Sale

    Green Titan Suit with a Keg on each shoulder and a mini-keg round its neck like a St.Bernard.
  5. NaffNaffBobFace

    The High Republic

    I have absolutely no idea what any of you are talking about. I stopped following after Phantom Menace. I didn't especially like Jar Jar, but I didn't lothe him either. If there is one thing I can relate to, it's hapless idiocy and well intentioned efforts that are ultimately in vain as they...
  6. NaffNaffBobFace

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    As there are tables in a lot of the larger ships like the 890j, Reclaimer, Starfarer etc do you think there is a way TEST can weaponise this so we turn the Monday Beam on an enemy ship and suddenly they have a huge table flipping around the inside of the ship smashing all their stuff up?
  7. NaffNaffBobFace

    Has anyone seen my can of liquid schwartz?

    If that's you in your Avatar your schwartz is waaaay bigger than mine. Welcome aboard!
  8. NaffNaffBobFace

    Full Carrack tour!

    Thank you, Glorious Leader! Did I detect Popular Culture References?! YouTube algorithm ACTIVATE! But little does the Algo realize we are TEST, we set the trends, we do not follow them! The hills are alive with the sound of Carrak With salt they have slung for over five years The salt fills...
  9. NaffNaffBobFace

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    I just thought - Monday is a human construct and does not exist anywhere except in the minds of those witnessing it... So... Double fuck you monday! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
  10. NaffNaffBobFace

    Carrack should be out soon. Its in the latest 3.8.2 game files

    How can they validate backers being part of the test process if they test everything before letting us get to it? I don't consider anything released until its out of PTU, and it 'aint out of PTU.
  11. NaffNaffBobFace

    Carrack should be out soon. Its in the latest 3.8.2 game files

    The reason it stayed "small" is so they are okay to spawn on large pads. When i've had that pads issue on oli with my 'Farer it's been because the pads are blocked with other ships but i admit i have not played this patch yet. EDIT - Oh it's PTU still isn't it? Naa all bets are off in a test...
  12. NaffNaffBobFace

    Challenge Accepted

    I hope you're not about to tell me this is some 12 dimensional species 3.5 dimensional prison and the Caronavirus etc is the systems Early Release process in action?
  13. NaffNaffBobFace

    Test Squadron Rally Team - Calling All Racers

    For anyone not able to vote on the option they want, don't forget there is the forums Ultimate Poll for that: https://testsquadron.com/threads/the-ultimate-poll.9941/
  14. NaffNaffBobFace

    Crytek Case Settled!!

    I like to think of it differently - my thoughts are perfectly summed up in the following post: https://testsquadron.com/threads/crytek-vs-cig-final-round.16930/#post-324083 I only learned to drive relatively recently so never got to expiriance them, sadly. Even though my budget for vehicles is...
  15. NaffNaffBobFace

    Fellow Testie keeping us honest

    Confirmed and official! You heared it here first :) Looking at the list of offenses just deck one of the Lorville Security and you are going directly to jail do not pass go do not collect 200 dollar/pounds
  16. NaffNaffBobFace

    [Video] Crytek vs Star Citizen, out of court settlement done!

    The highest number I have ever had to use was 7.6 Septillion in reference to the number of electrons doing somethingorother. A Septillion is a one with 24 zeroes after it, and I had 7.6 of them. That day my tutor looked at me blankly and then uncomfortably, and I realized once a number gets...
  17. NaffNaffBobFace

    Carrack should be out soon. Its in the latest 3.8.2 game files

    So you've finally flown it? How does she handle compared to the Starfarer?
  18. NaffNaffBobFace

    Crytek Case Settled!!

    The problem with buying a company is along with owning all of their assets you also own all of their debts and problems. Yes it would make CryTechs legal wranglings go away but it would also be taking on all the issues they are having in return and I can only imagine they are a whole hell of a...
  19. NaffNaffBobFace

    Challenge Accepted

    People not being able to break in should be as simple as having an unbreakable door covered with guns at the official entry point and a 10ft drop and then a crawl-space on the secret mine escape route. You can jump down and then crawl out easily enough but crawling back in and jumping up isn't...
  20. NaffNaffBobFace

    [Video] The end of the gibbening

    This prompts the 5 W's! Where? Why? When? Who? How?
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