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  1. Mudhawk

    Poll: Worth being an Avocado?

    Destruction in the sense of: "A bar that runs out of booze is no longer a bar." I wouldn't dream of insinuating otherwise. Though I am aware that accidents happen and in some remote regions the use of rocket-launchers is legal in Darts Tournaments... Turning them into Guacamole comes to...
  2. Mudhawk

    Poll: Worth being an Avocado?

    And here I was under the delusion that Test IS the Bar-Destroyer...
  3. Mudhawk

    Hello Test

    Welcome to the Squadron lone traveler. In here the forums are always manned and group-hugs are that way over there -> Since he's a TOUGH dragon all saving throws are at least +2 above average.
  4. Mudhawk

    hi all

    Simply happy? Should you not frolic on the ground in pure euphoria for being able to join? Couldn't you at least be VERRY happy? Oh well.. maybe I had one shot too many when I joined.. Welcome to our happy little Squadron anyhow.
  5. Mudhawk

    Hiya, TEST!

    Well, well, well... So either we got another very mature person to welcome OR someone grew up in a museum of digital gaming. Though looking at the rest of the crowd it HAS to be the former. Anyhow, welcome the squardon. Where everyone is... err... mature..?
  6. Mudhawk

    Poll: Worth being an Avocado?

    There's pros and cons to consider here. -Con: Word on the streets is that they hand the Avocado to people they consider too verbal with criticism thus forcing them to shut the f**k up in the forums via non-disclosure agreemens. Instead of bribing them with all the money obviously DONT spend on...
  7. Mudhawk

    The Ignoble Death of Indiana Jones

    Err... according to the article I translated in parts I have to say this: You will be offended. I quote the same article as before: ... Helena (up and coming Indy V2) makes jokes about Indy's age, and you don't know whether it's to dismantle the superhero, or to soften the obvious, the...
  8. Mudhawk

    The Ignoble Death of Indiana Jones

    Sorry to drag this thing out of the dumpster. But today Indy5 starts in cinemas near me and so the first reviews hit my newsfeed. My go-to publication C'T (mostly IT stuff but well, they are Nerds) had a particularly harsh reaction to Disneys ongoing trend of Hero recycling. Rough translation...
  9. Mudhawk

    Starfield - Discussion Thread

    Sounds about right. Waiting for the Vogons to build their hyperspace bypass to Pyro straight through Microtech. By that time Starfield probably hits the stores and I'm going to name my ship "Vogon Poetry". Because it's gonna take no prisoners. That ships's probably going to look like something...
  10. Mudhawk

    Starfield - Discussion Thread

    NOW I wonder what a depressing conversation partner I might have been... But talking about the Hitchhikers guide, what's it saying about the Stanton system I wonder?
  11. Mudhawk

    The Ultimate Poll

    To quote another mad prophet: That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.
  12. Mudhawk

    Starfield - Discussion Thread

    Oh yes! My sentiment exactly. If Starfield lets me talk a villain into shooting himself (her-, it-..?) like I did with Saren in the original MassEffect... :love: For that alone I'd give it 5 of 5 Stars. Or 10 out of 1000 randomly generated ones. Your choice. Trivia section: He (Saren) follows...
  13. Mudhawk

    Starfield - Discussion Thread

    For now I imagine the "planetary exploration" to work the same as the one in the Mass Effect series of games. Scan the surface. Where appliable drop down to harvest resources or because "emergency beacon found". It's the fact that we lack a Maco or any other kind of ride that slightly alarms...
  14. Mudhawk

    Star Wars Outlaws

    Ann Solo and a co-pilot that tends to chew(bakka) her out. Cute alien pets with benefits. In a Star Wars setting full of dubious characters that just beg to get a blasterfire treatment. Whats not to love about a game like that? Besides I smell humor. In comparison Starfield (TM) smells more like...
  15. Mudhawk

    Starfield - Discussion Thread

    Okay, THAT triggers my smartass reflex. Microsoft praises the small amount of bugs. MICROSOFT? That's like a blind guy praising the painting of a sunset going by the smell of the drying artwork. ... Apart from that I'm mildly looking forward to the actual game. I asume like all open World games...
  16. Mudhawk

    Personal weapon insurance in 3.19

    I'm sure some Testy will test that just for Test's sake. It's a squadron thing... And just to complete the list of usable rides for armor insurance, the STV has room for 2 boxes in the trunk. If you get past those fiddly "open/close" buttons that is. Good thing too, for now I'll never run out of...
  17. Mudhawk

    Coffee in the Apocalypse

    Obviously not! it means you are a bad "gender has nothing to do with it" person. Because we are political correct and stuff. But yes , you bad. Good for you. :like: I hate you. Just did my weekend shopping. Now I have to get up again. Also, thanks for that recipe... :glorious:
  18. Mudhawk

    Does Test squadron have a medical division?

    Don't be like that. Step on them. That's the whole point of being a medic. If it can't howl in pain anymore then whats the point of applying the green stuff? Let's do some medic stuff under the T.S.A.R banner. Something that may or may not involve Vodka. Because of appearances and flair. And if...
  19. Mudhawk

    Does Test squadron have a medical division?

    In my experiences the Org's medical endeavors go mostly towards the direction of hangover treatment. Would be nice if we had some experts for gastritic problems and poisons too. After all we do test pretty much everything. Hmmmm.. those red berries look yummy... PS: Done reading that old...
  20. Mudhawk

    Intro thread?

    I wonder, did we ever STOP crashing ships? Anyhow, welcome to the scrapyard... err... Test Squardon... 🍻 :o7:
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