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  1. NaffNaffBobFace

    A rant in general about the Official Starcitizen Forums.

    I think this is because women are sensible enough not to spend loads on something that hasn't been made yet. I hope the gender balance evens out once we have the female character builder in the Alpha and the game starts to flesh out a bit.
  2. NaffNaffBobFace

    Small Ships all have Jump Drives now?

    When you say 23million km + jump do you mean Quantum? When I say jump I mean Jump Drive through a Jump Hole to an entirely different star system... But I get what you mean. It'll all come in the balancing, my Aurora LX currently has more Quantum Fuel than my Connie. I expect actual fuel tank...
  3. NaffNaffBobFace

    VirtualAce (Now N_forcer from Aerospace Alliance) Exploiting / Lag Switching Drama Queen

    I'd change my name too if i'd accidentally chosn "Lazy_Dork" Remember kids: Ganking, Pad Camping, Ass-Hattery and other anti-social practices will only get you so far - when the game progresses and you can't just buy a ship off the Pledge Store or have some friendly script-runner magic you one...
  4. NaffNaffBobFace

    Small Ships all have Jump Drives now?

    The Aurora line, for example, has the slot for a jump drive but no drive as standard, apart from the LX which gets it in ship as default loadout. A lot of small ships don't have a drive fitted, but can take one.
  5. NaffNaffBobFace

    Small Ships all have Jump Drives now?

    As far as i was aware it was only snubs unable to jump.
  6. NaffNaffBobFace

    3.0 schedule update 291bugs/tasks

    My assumption (no proof) is that a task is something they want to do which could potentially generate bugs? Thats an assumption based on the fact I have no idea what we are talking about.
  7. NaffNaffBobFace

    it never get old...

    It's perfectly obvious from the picture what is going on. He must have EVA'd to the stationary Constellation, got in and shot all three guys with that pistol. in return the comm chat shows they were so angry they told him forcefully to go to the Cry Astro, buy a Freelancer and do the PI...
  8. NaffNaffBobFace

    When Montoya gives missions

    Thats alright for the fighters, but what about the lovers?
  9. NaffNaffBobFace

    well this is kinda upsetting

    I took a picture of a pen, once. I posted it on a photography forum in their monthly competition and won a mug . A few months later I was bored and reverse-google-image searched the picture. Not many people had stolen it, but amongst those who had was an erotic fiction writer and blogger. They...
  10. NaffNaffBobFace

    Optane 900D

    BLASPHEMY!
  11. NaffNaffBobFace

    Stickers for TEST Ships

    It's the prophecy, you see. Born the year Microsoft Word, The Chicken McNugget and The A-Team all came on the scene it was inevitable NaffNaffBobFace would only come to great things. And draw on them in marker pen.
  12. NaffNaffBobFace

    Stickers for TEST Ships

    Look, just because I have a Sharpie Marker Pen in my pocket it doesn't mean it was me. It means it might have been me.
  13. NaffNaffBobFace

    Is my dream of having a shoehorned 325A over!?

    Part of me hopes Origin is the kind of bespoke ship builder that if you have the wedge they have the ability to get it made. You want an 890j with three spinal anti-cap-ship weapons? Certainly sir, please come into the showroom private office and we can talk business... ...however this IS alpha...
  14. NaffNaffBobFace

    OMG - Concierge Black Card in Market Limited Quantity

    Good work you three, whoever you are. Have a thumbs up :thumbsup:
  15. NaffNaffBobFace

    Change of heart on the Pioneer, looks like TEST is getting one! [Funding complete!]

    *Tuneless whistles* I'm not editing my original posts.... *Tuneless whistles*
  16. NaffNaffBobFace

    Change of heart on the Pioneer, looks like TEST is getting one! [Funding complete!]

    Because he has a RSI Phoenix. Phoenix? Who mentioned a Phoenix Montoya has a 600i
  17. NaffNaffBobFace

    My case mod is now up for auction!

    I'm just sorry I've got no cash to bid with (sneaky bump)
  18. NaffNaffBobFace

    Im in love...

    Christ this is exactly what it looks like when i'm cooking, except I'm not a nice looking woman and I never have any carnations handy. Yes, they were carnations.
  19. NaffNaffBobFace

    More intel-optane anal squeezing, thoughts?

    Have they delivered it yet? What does it smell of? If it smells like the inside of your own head, it probably doesn't smell of anything and you are just smelling what the inside of your own head.
  20. NaffNaffBobFace

    The most obvious question...

    But what if the doors pop open while you are squeezing one out? Your spacesuit isn't going to have an ass airlock.
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