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  1. maynard

    I don't know how this happened

    happy TESTiversary may there be many more
  2. maynard

    Zaxxon checking in.

    no, but I live in Mississippi now, we have cousins for that I'm originally from northern Arizona, where men are men and sheep are nervous
  3. maynard

    Zaxxon checking in.

    it's a waste of time putting lipstick on a pig @Zaxxon is another oldfart but most certainly welcome to TEST!
  4. maynard

    What are your FPS Weapons of Choice?

    Super Hornet
  5. maynard

    What do you look for in SC spaceships these days?

    I look for ships that are already in my hangar
  6. maynard

    Hurricane Watch - The Dorian Saga

    what he said if Dorian doesn't veer off its path the Delta will get a soaking
  7. maynard

    Guess the Aegis ship going to be announced in Frankfurt Aug 24th

    the last word in any theorycrafting thread
  8. maynard

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    because he'll never know if we don't tell him? I'll DM you my address so you can send me some of what you've been smoking
  9. maynard

    The one question on every prospective buyer's mind...

    CIG has had a full-time team cranking out Star Citizen lore fore six-plus years ignorance about the Persistent Universe is willful ignorance
  10. maynard

    Sticky vs Normal threads

    'normal' is relative, this being TEST
  11. maynard

    2019 Goodie Bag on Sale Now!

    virtual plushies, ferchrissake? now I know it's a scam
  12. maynard

    Good news: It's not dislocated!

    I'm just speaking from first-hand experience
  13. maynard

    Can't believe it's been three years already

    happy TESTiversary how many more until the game goes live? will we live that long?
  14. maynard

    Good news: It's not dislocated!

    it only hurts when I laugh
  15. maynard

    4 Ships 1 Hangar: Another Win For Human Ships

    is that the same as what's called double penetration on Pornhub?
  16. maynard

    Show off your rig!

    what do the pink donuts do?
  17. maynard

    What games are you guys planning on playing for the rest 2019?

    I endorse the use of checkbox polls even for topics I give no fucks about carry on
  18. maynard

    Survey: What is the FLAGSHIP in you fleet ?

    since I can only fly one ship at a time, whichever ship I'm in is the flagship that day
  19. maynard

    WTB: MISC Hull B w/LTI - Seller Jango made it happen!

    do we know if the hull B can jump through a small wormhole? I want the largest capacity hauler that can do that
  20. maynard

    TESTing the Constellation Aquila: the correct way to enter the ship, take off and fly.

    I'm reminded of the time I played Aurora Crash to qualify for TEST membership
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