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So we pre-ordered a scam and then joined the TEST cult? Derek Smart was right!

Haven't we all pre-ordered Star Citizen?

Ok that was a pretty great way to end the show

Have you heard about soft drink?

Carn cunt, let's get on the piss and get blotto

Rear intruder's life sounds needlessly complex

This is unnervingly accurate. You are now all Australian.

I'll raise a cold one one on your behalf!

It’s Friday morning and I’m nearing the end of the “holiday” period. I’ll have an espresso please. I’m actually looking forward to going back to work; at home my routine is a mess, but on the positive side tomorrow I’m taking Mr. 5 and Mr. 3 to see this...

“What kind of humour?” “The funny kind” And they only attribute the Iliad and the Odyssey to Homer.

In ARMA’s defence, what it will do is teach you to slow down and pay attention. But perhaps it’s a game for once you already enjoy FPS style games.

Once you’re comfortable against the AI you can move on to PVP

ARMA 3 campaigns on Veteran difficulty will give you a good run for your money.

2020 would be perfect thematically

No, I just have a terrible moustache.

Don’t tell me how to TEST damnit!

Ask my lady if she thinks small is cool. I can guarantee she wishes I were TEST-sized.

Our Auroras are atmospheric dynamos! Meaning they generate a large amount of heat due to drag which we can convert into electricity through the use of boiler-powered generators.

You only work to buy beer? I can’t imagine my wife and kids would be thrilled with me if I did that. It’s possible to over-simply.