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  1. Beerjerker

    Star Citizen - explained in 3 minutes!

    Well done, Sam! If I was waking from hypersleep in a far off galaxy, this is the narration I would want! Also, the music has me dancing at my desk, shaking off the cryogenic hangover! UPVOTED! View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SmNR53q0Ew
  2. Beerjerker

    Limericks

    That doesn't even rhyme! I'll tell a story, if I may beg your pardon, About my first day in the Org TEST Squardon. My Aurora did crash, But my hopes were not dashed, Because I now have the weirdest of hard-ons.
  3. Beerjerker

    Limericks

    (Dedicated to the @Blind Owl and @mromutt rivalry :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:) There once was a poster named @Blind Owl , Who had grudge against a certain water fowl. @mromutt learned some voodoo And the foundation leaked poo-poo. Now the owl sops up sewer with a towel.
  4. Beerjerker

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm8clpC9fwY
  5. Beerjerker

    Heads up! What do you think of the new display?

    With you on the mission writing for sure. The scrolling and fading huge text we have now is more annoying than useful. Already anti-fog spray invented today. I liked it more for cinematic feeelz. Was spooky and gave you a sense that you were a breathing human in a space suit. Reminded me of...
  6. Beerjerker

    I found the Real Montoya

    Testimonial for the back cover: "I had a wobbly table causing me grief everyday until I purchased this book. Now it's as if all the table legs are the same length and yours can be too!"
  7. Beerjerker

    I found the Real Montoya

    But how does he fit so much beer in that syringe? Same way he fits so many Auroras in that pistol?
  8. Beerjerker

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Mention of fuck. ... I'll be back later.
  9. Beerjerker

    I found the Real Montoya

    Tanknomancer? Tankyesmancer!
  10. Beerjerker

    Heads up! What do you think of the new display?

    My threads support hard working like-farmers!
  11. Beerjerker

    I found the Real Montoya

    Needs overdub. "TEST Squadron crashes Auroras faster. Now watch me drink this and then call an ambulance." View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGihrE8uxeA
  12. Beerjerker

    Heads up! What do you think of the new display?

    I like that the mission writing seems smaller and more out of the way. O2 tank is okay, but what kind of pressure is being measured? Also, SpO2 (assuming it is a generic stamina reading) does not seem to make much sense. Below 90% would indicate you need to see a doctor. If it gets in the...
  13. Beerjerker

    advise and little help please

    TEST Heaven, BEST Heaven! I don't know Discord too well, but some issues I've had with it cleared up by running it as administrator (not sure if that is still the case). If you can find your way into the TEST Discord but still having issues, @Arrangingstars and @SeungRyul can be very helpful!
  14. Beerjerker

    advise and little help please

    Details on some swag here: https://testsquadron.com/threads/test-t-shirts-are-here.2845/ and here: https://testsquadron.com/threads/test-beer-mugs-shot-glasses-patches-and-vinyl-decals.6636/
  15. Beerjerker

    Xi'An Nox and Sabre Raven on schedule

    I hope Sabre Raven isn't just a paint scheme and load out like Comet. 2-seater Sabre or bomber Sabre and I will be very tempted... Any scuttlebutt on Nox? The puns and nox nox jokes will write themselves.
  16. Beerjerker

    Xi'An Nox and Sabre Raven on schedule

    I don't know what a Nox is, but it sounds delicious!
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