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Once upon a 'verse, their beer flowed abundantly into our Aurora pilots, while flying upside sideways through what appeared to hydrogenate erotically through another mascot alpaca that looked disproportionate in an emu. Just before the emaciated fool trolled upwards romantically, Eminem...

Think I'll take my Freelancer out today.

"Meercat coming in sideways, no brakes... hot mess in bound." LOL'D for 10 minutes! You can be my wingman anytime! Welcome to TEST!

Once upon a 'verse, their beer flowed abundantly into our Aurora pilots, while flying upside sideways through what appeared to hydrogenate erotically through another mascot alpaca that looked disproportionate in an emu. Just before the emaciated fool trolled upwards romantically, Eminem...

I agree with everything you said, and as a public service I would like to propose that we adopt the "T.L.A.R" system as the official system of all weights and measurements for TEST Squadron. It was originally created as a method for WW2 fighter pilots to compute the impact points of the first...

That's the spirit, rebels without a clue...er, I mean a CAUSE.

Yuck, politics.

Whoa. That's a whole lot more comforting than jabbing that needle thing in my arm when I get a boo boo!

Anyone know if the owner's manual is in English?

Yeah, that's pretty much how I remember it.

If these bagels get too close to the sun, they'll get burned. And I don't care how much cream cheese you put on a burned bagel, it will still taste like crap. I propose we lightly toast our bagels and get back to exploring ways of crashing large capital ships into the sun. Focus, people! Focus!

As long as you can see what you're going to ram, I wouldn't worry about the visibility, and nothing lives long in front of those huge guns. The beds are comfy, but the bathroom's always locked. Other than that, I love the thing.

Alright, enough. Am I the only one that noticed he veered COMPLETELY away from the official member intro template?? It's like he has a disregard for authority or something!! Which of course is a rare and awesome thing!! Welcome to TEST!!

I have a super hornet outfitted for arena commander with an apocalypse arms strife mass driver, two tarantula ballistic guns and 2 M4A lasers that makes up in pure whoop ass what I lack in fighter jock skills. And I like the avenger warlock as a cheap EMP weapon that I don't know how to use...

Oh man, that is EPIC! Thank you so much EpilepticCricket! I had almost forgotten about this!!

New TEST strategy for your consideration: 1) Download this song 2) Get a Vanguard(because it reminds me of an F-14, and I remind myself of Tom Cruise) 3) Fly Vanguard to a danger zone and play the song 4) Fight until Vanguard is beat to hell(or on the off chance that you kill all the bad guys)...

What's everybody so excited about? That's just a picture of me in the hazmat suit I use when I clean the crapper in the Mustang Beta.

Welcome to TEST! Mora knives rule!