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I enjoyed flying my buggy vanguard(it blew up on the pad twice, leaving me alive, but without a helmet), but I found it to be a mediocre dogfighter. I had it shot out from underneath me twice at Koreah by some obnoxious bunch of hip hop space cowgirls camping out there. A disclaimer though: I...

You guys are having too much fun up north there. I have to get back to Canada for a visit. Do you rent bears to tourists? Welcome to TEST squadron!

I don't know about testing stuff. The only things I've "tested" so far are the limits of my liver's ability to process alcohol, and the patience of my fellow star citizens as I crash my pimped out Aurora into them after I run out of ammunition! Welcome to TEST!

This has happened to me a few times. What you are doing is basically committing an act of piracy, and that is illegal so you should stop it immediately!!!....wait, what am I saying?! Good job and carry on! What I have found though is your gun won't work in this situation at all. Your only hope...

I just wanted some clarification on this, 'please no comments' means we're not supposed to say anything, right?

Roger that on the Aloha, over.

I KNEW I wasn't the only one, but I never wanted to say anything for fear of being called crazy!! The space whales frequently call to me at night!!(and I really don't care if people think I'm crazy!)If anyone can find them, it'll be a TESTIE!! Welcome aboard!!

wilcum to TSET. Not spelin stuff rite is wut makes us uneeker then th' uther idiots out thar!

5 words a minute? What are you, some kinda...COLLEGE BOY??!!

Where might I procure one of these "dash cams" for my Aurora?

There's a MANUAL!?

It is horribly wrong, depending on your perspective. It would be a great salute if you were observing from the rear. Welcome to test, Sutie!

We need to think WW2 bomber command. 1. Big ships stayed as close together as possible and formed interlocking fields of fire with their guns. 2. They stayed in complex formations that took considerable flying skill and discipline to maintain, often for 8 hours or more. 3. Fighters were...

Welcome aboard!!!

Welcome aboard!!(that's not how you spel "spleen"though)

I feel your pain. This is one reason why I haven't flown in 9 years.

You did this while inebriated? AND you actually checked your work?! You should run for office with HighHubris!

I like the way you think. You should run for congress and get on the appropriations committee!

Ahh crap, now it's a cute little owl wearing glasses? C'mon, yer KILLIN' me!!!

:confused::eek:DUUUUUUUURRRRRP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:confused::eek::oops:Belay my last, just bought a Star G. I'm such a slut.