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  1. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

  2. Han Burgundy

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  3. Han Burgundy

    Boarderlands

    It don't take a press release to tell that much. I watched the trailer and that was plenty of proof for me. But you're not wrong, I'm totally just some guy on the internet. There have been movies in the past that I've ended up loving which had dogshit trailers that prevented me from seeing them...
  4. Han Burgundy

    Boarderlands

    A video game adaptation movie written by people who have never even played A video game, let alone the one the movie is about, failed at the box office? But Kevin Hart! The kids love his one single and only character. He's perfect for Roland because Black! It couldn't be any more perfect!
  5. Han Burgundy

    Battlestar Galactica

    Oh boo fuckin hoo, you sun-dried hickory-smoked proto-dork of a human being. I got a 2260 on the SATs, and a 98 on the ASVAB and didn't qualify for a single academic scholarship at any state schools because I am white and my parents were firmly middle class. Did I cry about being discriminated...
  6. Han Burgundy

    Battlestar Galactica

    Sonofabitch. Here we go again everyone... Gay people exist, brown people exist and can speak, and most shocking: Women are people. Like actual human persons with an internal experience and everything. It's pretty neat. But also: I think I am done with reboots. Time to make space for some...
  7. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

  8. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

    You dropped this...
  9. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

    "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the...
  10. Han Burgundy

    Star Wars Outlaws

    "PFF Figures Disney would force another female protagonist down our collective throats. I bet shes a lesbo for robots who levels up by using social justice points gained by converting school children to team LGBTQIA. Worse yet, it has to be one of them BROWN ones, too. Everyone knows that there...
  11. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

  12. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

    Absent father loses touch with his adult children. It is not mighty Elon that is wrong. Its society. The WOKE MIND VARUS has kids listening to the hippity hop and skipping church! Something something GINA CARANO IS THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE HOLY MOTHER MARY!
  13. Han Burgundy

    No Man's Sky 5.0 Update

    I have been playing it recently and it is pretty impressive. Looks 100% different and there are a lot of polished quality-of-life things that have come in over the years. Its a GREAT time for a fresh playthrogh
  14. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

    Alright, man. You just keep screaming into the wind. I can tell that's important to you. I'm gonna go watch something else...
  15. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

    Yeah...I don't see it. But I agree with @Aramsolari. It was a mediocre show that I never intend to watch again. Not an evil feminist mind manipulation or a grievous affront to the precious almighty lore (That was nuked by Disney anyways) We can all agree to never talk about it again so it may...
  16. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

    *Sigh* Alright, I'll bite. How did they dishonor Yoda by showing the back of his wrinkly-ass head for three seconds? And is it really dishonor to point out that dogma comes with its blindspots?
  17. Han Burgundy

    Just wanted to preempt the Jumpgates - Rings debate currently in Spectrum

    The infrastructure and process of it all is going to be an intended attention/time sink to add a REASON to go looking for those shortcuts. Jumping from system to system is meant to be a bit of a commitment of time and effort. You will be scanned/taxed/boarded/ect if you go through the normal way...
  18. Han Burgundy

    Dune: Prophecy

  19. Han Burgundy

    The Acolyte

    Now that the season is over, I can start to see the ORIGINAL story that was buried by the re-edits that came along with the studio's "Good ideas" for it. The original plot probably went a little like: A jedi knight and his padiwan are tasked with investigating the death of a Jedi Master in the...
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