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"You're fired."

It will be an honor to serve with you, naked dead guy! May pants never find your frigid asscheeks! Rock out with your Nox out!

Luckily, I have some VERY graphic flashcards for you...

How in the shit did NOBODY stop him while he was making this to inform him that he sounds like an ostrich ejaculating?

Looks like someone mad-maxxed a Sabre...

Idea: Lets ALL buy one, then blot out ALL the suns!

I don't know much, but I DO know that this douche-nugget is about to drop a pretentious new video...

I shall believe it when I see it.

I REALLY hope that this tactic carries over into their cruisers and larger ships. Can you imagine a Mauler scraping past an idris with its huge trio of underslung blades tearing through the human ship's bridge. Awww yeah.

I, too, have always wanted to fly an aurora that is packed to the gills with space weed. Then you just need to find a cool nebula and chillllllll

You are going to fit in just fine here, my friend. Welcome to the nuthouse

Don't give them a damn cent until 3.0 drops.

Welcome to the nuthouse!

The Evocati are at work, yet somehow 3.0 feels further away....

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YOU SAW NOTHING!........NOTHING!

The invisible hand that guides Star Citizen's fate. It is by the grace of Montoya alone that we shall all be delivered to 3.0. Amen.

It looks like the CGI guys didn't know what to do with Kylo's scar, so they just applied a carbon fiber texture. Interesting

If you could be murdered by any Hanna Barbera cartoon character, who would it be? Getting torn to shreds by Taz would be pretty cool...

SHHhhhhh! A-hole! We were hoping CIG wouldn't notice, so shut your piehole! There are PLENTY of downsides like increased use of window cleaner, and budgetary pitfalls such as keeping the mini fridge in BOTH the snub and the rover stocked. Thats some overhead cost for you. Yep. Totally not an OP...