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Carrack is love. Carrack is life.

Every captain needs a lonely jerkoff dungeon with CCTV camera feeds. It's the Imperial way...

There's a special deck for naked dancing. It's called the Captain's quarters and I get the only key.

Do you think leprechauns hunt other leprechauns in order to add more gold to their pots? I bet they do. Shifty little fuckers...

A model citizen and Humanity's greatest herald from the future!

Well, ya see...it STARTED an avacado, then BECAME guac. From....doing stuff. It's called being asexual and its a cheatcode for living in peace and quiet. Lucky bastard.

Is it weird that I'm sexually attracted to guacamole now?

Its the thing that we are all on. IT means we have poor people skills, but can be incredibly intelligent. Just like Doctor House!

Evocati are at work! I may finally be able to get rid of my Miles Eckhart sock puppet! (It was getting crusty anyways)

Feel free to post it an reap all the credit. I don't think I have logged into spectrum in a while now...

I approve of this message...

What if the Pope got a boob job? Holy tits, Batman!

Goddammit! All this burger talk is REALLY threatening to derail my diet. You bastards!

Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way Org.

Shiiiiit, son. The explosive nature of Tannerite is exactly why I wouldnt want to use it. The pressure in the barrel while firing that damn thing might set the Tannerite off. Better to splash your enemy with a blob of armor-melting horror. THAT would be more effective against police armored...