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Early bird gets the best deal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Backers from 2012 could put together a much more impressive fleet for $500 than a new backer can get now. It's a reward for having faith in the game at an earlier, more uncertain, stage.

Guys...guys...the answer is obvious and I have been saying it for YEARS. We are about to get a Banu livestock insemination schooner. The Esperia Baster II I will not rest until I see my schooner!

我々は非常に似ています。 我々は両方とも成功を見出すでしょう！

ビールやビデオゲームのためだけにここにいる

The only place it belongs: Your stomach

Put your water-sensitive items inside your dishwasher! It is water-tight and should keep them safe....unless a tree comes crashing through your kitchen. (If your dish washer is just a human spouse holding a sponge, then be nice and use lube at least.)

NOT leave me unattended at a Chuck E. Cheese, for starters...

Instructions were unclear, and I hadn't had lunch yet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nuh-uh, not again! Fool me once, shame on you; Fool me twice, shame on me. I had pink eye for a whole month last time.

I double-dog-dare you to turn it the hell off. Whats'a matter? Chicken??

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I don't join the voice chat because then you'd all know that I'm actually 31 hamsters and a snake, trapped in a discarded hotel bath robe, that have come to a fragile agreement.

This is one of Chuck Norris' favorite pastimes; Throwing target boards at hatchets.

My response to those people is generally: Throwing more and more money at a large project will not magically make it go faster. (A lesson I learned the hard way with blushin' Bertha-jean at the strip club) If you don't trust CIG to properly handle your money, then the solution is simple; Don't...

Nah, Americans are allowed guns because we are all silently hoping for a Red Dawn situation. Until then, we'll just practice on each other. "You cannot invade mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass." - Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto

This very well may be the most patriotic thing I have ever read. Amen, brother. Nobody wants to fight the crazy guy.