Search results

Yeah, well fuck them. They can't vote. Abominations. Only Xenu has the right to create life.

OH, OH, so you SAW me now? Now I have to be corporeal?!? WOW. Real insensitive to ghost-kin, guy. This simulation of an american liberal arts college-town bar conversation has been brought to you by Unkle Rick's goofy juice.

Porn? I was debating the ethical dilemma behind hunting furries for sport, had the furries developed technology that allowed them to actually assume their animal form. Imagine showing up to a Mascot orgy in your sweet new tiger bod, only to get sniped by a guy in a tree with a bow. ManBearPig...

As far as tasteless advertising goes; This here is the new American standard. (Holy shit, did you know we have handgun commercials now?!) I've been away from network TV and the advertising that went with it for a while, so when I "came back" this weekend, the Ads had me confused. Did EVERYONE...

You think the Furry end-game would be to hop into one of those fancy Gel beds and Avatar their way into some barnyard animals to bang it out? Because I have seen some shocking fan-edits of animal farm in my time...

"As the death toll rises, your discounts increase! 2% off your total bill with each confirmed casualty!" /s I'm sure that would go over wonderfully for CIG.

I think it looks like a super futuristic portable-toilet. "Take your morning shit with the wind in your hair, and luxury caressing your anus."

Dude, you seriously need to update your porn stash...

Hope everyone bought enough beer...

Zawsze jesteś mile widziany!

Will Certifications be handed out?

Registration?! Oh, so now we have to be categorized by some book?! I WILL NOT BE DEFINED! UGH!!! #TRIGGERED #Freedom2bM3 #ChauvinismSomehow

Haven't you heard, Tealwraith? Sexuality is a spectrum now, so you'll be able to attain a wide variety a certifications these days. Coincidence? I think not.

Sounds like you'll fit in perfectly here, then! :beers:

Welcome aboard! TEST: Come for the debauchery, stay because you can't remember where you've parked.

Every time you call the crew to the bridge be like...

#MesserDidNothingWrong

Wait Wait Wait! Are you certified to fuck that guy? You need to get your guy-fuckin' cert first.