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  1. Han Burgundy

    Yeah, well...you shouldn't snort pepper when you have a sinus infection then. That there is a...

    Yeah, well...you shouldn't snort pepper when you have a sinus infection then. That there is a dangerous game...
  2. Han Burgundy

    New Meatbag reporting in..

    Welcome aboard; Chlballi, son of Reddenbacher. Popcorn pairs nicely with beer, so you will fit in quite nicely!
  3. Han Burgundy

    Do we start theorycrafting about the idris now?

    Heres what we do, maytes; Two Idrises=ALL the beer. Friends SHARE beer. Beer is the liquid of peace. Ooh look, another beer! I forgot what I was driving at, but the moral of the story is BEER.
  4. Han Burgundy

    Houston members, are you ok?

    Think buoyant thoughts, everyone. In a pinch, empty kegs can be used as a flotation device; But ONLY if they're empty. As good an excuse as any to start drinking before noon!
  5. Han Burgundy

    Flock of Owls

    Want implies need. What in the hell am I supposed to do with four of those? That is wasteful.
  6. Han Burgundy

    Flock of Owls

    God dammit, white people. This is why other races can never take us seriously. First the infomercial thing and now this shit? I quit. I'm 1/32nd Nigerian anyways...
  7. Han Burgundy

    Face tracking, my worries and issues.

    Anyone worried about the allocation of resources "wasted" on this to get us 3.0 must have completely missed the fact that this is 3rd party Tech. A completely separate company has been dedicating itself to making this cool so CIG didn't have to. These partnerships are gong to be crucial for Star...
  8. Han Burgundy

    Meet the new RSI Aurora

    That ship will look GREAT as it busts through the front viewport of an Idris bridge....
  9. Han Burgundy

    Gamescom2017 Day 2 Recap

    YESSSSsssss Look at the wrinkles in the ballsack vine there. FIDELITY! Do....do they move and squirm if you put an ice cube on it?
  10. Han Burgundy

    Are people's expectations getting...weird?

    No, I'm the one that crashed the ship in the first place. I died on impact and now you have to agonize over whether or not you're gonna eat my juicy corpse. Wait....can that be a gameplay mechanic? Westworld had cannibals...
  11. Han Burgundy

    Are people's expectations getting...weird?

    You are going to die alone in a desert. (Just like the gypsy woman said...)
  12. Han Burgundy

    Are people's expectations getting...weird?

    I've said it once, and I'll say it a thousand more times; If CIG doesn't implement animal husbandry, then this whole project has been a waste of everybody's time. I DEMAND my Banu mobile insemination schooner!
  13. Han Burgundy

    ...but will 3.0 implement customizable sock-puppets? If not, wake me up when September ends.

    ...but will 3.0 implement customizable sock-puppets? If not, wake me up when September ends.
  14. Han Burgundy

    Which ship do you think you could best recreate the Millennium Falcon with?

    Ooh, I wonder if it will come with a Lobot and beckon call.....and capes. Lots of sweet-ass capes.
  15. Han Burgundy

    Which ship do you think you could best recreate the Millennium Falcon with?

    I, too, worry a bit about the maneuverability. BUT, If I play my cards right and focus my upgrades along a Shield+Engines route (as well as keep a habit of flying light) I'm hoping that I will be able to build something that has juuuust enough surprise umph to catch would-be attackers off guard...
  16. Han Burgundy

    Which ship do you think you could best recreate the Millennium Falcon with?

    The Lego thread got me thinking...which is dangerous. I often ask myself; "Hey, Han. Lookin good, smellin' fresh. Listen, buddy, I've got a question for ya...What is it that you want to be in the verse?" Would you believe me if I said that I told me that I aim to for my play-style to emulate...
  17. Han Burgundy

    Gamescom 2017

    The more and more they use the "polish" excuse to delay letting 3.0 into the wild, the more CIG will be fighting the heightened expectations of the backers. If we have to wait until December, I expect at LEAST a solid 30 FPS online with the sub-systems operating smooth as silk. Unrealistic...
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