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...its like a circle. In all seriousness tho; help some sick kids out, y'all! https://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=264896#

Ah yes, I know that feel all too well. She had an extra boyfriend, I had extra land and access to a backhoe...the rest is history. Tale as old as time

To recap: Charity sounds like a stripper's name, which lead to a little anicdote about the ins and outs of corpse storage. To ADD to the conversation: This is a super cool charity organization that has been doing awesome things for a whole lot of sick kids. It deserves your attention and...

Why? Because the holes in your back yard DON'T contain bodies? Slacker... Microwave? HAH! Amateur. Everyone knows the secret is heated blankets and everclear.

EXACTLY! Why couldn't my parents take the news so well?

I've still got a head and a left arm in my freezer. Does that count?

Is it ironic that I once met a stripper named Dignity?

Beer, liquor, wine; It all mixes fine. (but wine is for sissies and beer is for lightweights, so skip straight to the good stuff!)

Someone hasn't gone through the TEST mandated Double-Fisting course. That, or you took the wrong Double-Fisting course and are now a shuddering husk of what you once were...able only to lift a single sudsy delight to your face at a time. Solution: Beer helmets.

You poor, misguided, soul. Welcome to the family! IF you ever cheat on us with another org, we are going to poison your dog!

Installed it. Tried again. Still shit. Still runs like shit, still looks like shit, shit controls, shit interactions, shit flight mechanics, shit AI, pretty cool goofy armpit raptors, shit grinding, shit vehicles (Except for the zippy lil hover craft thingy), and shit loading time. Uninstalled...

Classic example of a story that is told better in a book than on-screen. Inner momolagues are hard to stomach in movies.

A year late and $60 short....

These guys must be fun at parties...

أعطني البيرة أو أعطني الموت ... أو كليهما، ربما؟

So by posting here, one becomes a full member of TEST? Got it.

Looks nice and all, but is it flight ready? :angry: