He would just reply to everyone individually and get even more posts. Haven't you noticed what he's done with this one? He's at least 33% of the posts in here!
We're on to you, @Blind Owl!
Anything for my internet husband!
Shh! Don't frighten him! He'll go on a shitpost rampage!
Actually, I ate those wings Friday. My fiance takes wings from Costco, bakes them, and covers them in BWW sauce!
Oh, btw, I got engaged!