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  1. Han Burgundy

    Best Escort ship for TEST gameplay

    A unicycle and a pack of condoms is all you should need to conquer the Verse.
  2. Han Burgundy

    So, why did they talk about catching a capital ships with shields down?

    I foresee shield use being very similar to the use of windshield wipers; Use when needed. Otherwise you get that annoying squeeking sound as rubber drags across dry window, and nobody wants that.
  3. Han Burgundy

    If graffiti is something that CIG allows, TEST propaganda shall flood the verse. Tagger would be...

    If graffiti is something that CIG allows, TEST propaganda shall flood the verse. Tagger would be an awesome profession
  4. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    Would a single DragonFly loaded with 6 TESTies be referred to as the "Come at me, bro" package?
  5. Han Burgundy

    Design Your Own Home

    One can dream, but you're probably right. Might have to resort to shoehorning as many merlins inside a BMM as possible. For science.
  6. Han Burgundy

    Design Your Own Home

    Yeah, this is something I'm REALLY hoping for. Ben at one point said something along the lines of being able to dock at least one defender. We shall see, because that would make a lot of sense. With CIG dialing back the scope of ship-to-ship docking; The Merchant nature of the ship may demand a...
  7. Han Burgundy

    Design Your Own Home

    Ideally, as a home ship and not a primary money-maker: Gotta go with something like a sneakily militarized 890 Jump. All softie on the outside, but with extensive hidden weaponry and a sturdy shield. It would have a fully shielded cargo bay for smuggling and extensive scanners (akin to the...
  8. Han Burgundy

    I fully support and/or endorse this.

    I fully support and/or endorse this.
  9. Han Burgundy

    Test Squadron Fidget spinners?

    Gentlemen, we once again stand at a great precipice where we must ask ourselves; Has science gone too far? Has the arrogance of man forever doomed our species? Like Icarus, have we not strayed too close to the sun? Ventured too close to the dominion of the Gods? Look about the world around you...
  10. Han Burgundy

    Test Squadron Fidget spinners?

    "Testie Spinner" was my WWF finishing move in the late 90's. Use it and face the wrath of Vince McMahon's lawyers.
  11. Han Burgundy

    Technically, weren't most of us? Unless you were born in the woods or something...The difference...

    Technically, weren't most of us? Unless you were born in the woods or something...The difference is that kids today are RAISED in captivity.
  12. Han Burgundy

    Once Star Marine has a "Capture the Idris" mode, I'm going to evaporate out of the lives of my...

    Once Star Marine has a "Capture the Idris" mode, I'm going to evaporate out of the lives of my loved ones...just like daddy did.
  13. Han Burgundy

    Starting at the bottom.

    I definitely plan on doing this once I establish a sizable estate. I am going to start myself off on a frontier planet with an extremely modified and kick-ass pistol and 3000* credits. Maybe I'll help crew a ship and learn a new trade from the bottom up, or perhaps I will stroll onto the bridge...
  14. Han Burgundy

    It just isn't the same since they scrapped lil' wing night....

    It just isn't the same since they scrapped lil' wing night....
  15. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    Most excellent heist! Why steal the cargo FROM the ship, when you can just steal the SHIP itself! How despicable, using someone's good nature and boredom to lure them to doom/failure. I applaud your skulduggery, good sir!
  16. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    Ooh, it would be like theory-craft chess! I like it! Okay, ye scurvy dogs; I'm going to present a commercial shipping flotilla below and You are going to plan your heist. You know the route they are taking, and roughly when they will be where. You have information on the entire makeup of the...
  17. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    The auroras come right after the initial attack. Basically all the initial attack is meant to do is immobilize the target so our shitty Well trained and certified aurora pilots can ram the damn thing without missing.
  18. Han Burgundy

    Neat fleet building tool (And my Idris crippling Strike Package)

    Well said! This is absolutely intended for Null sec space with the idea that it is a highly valuable, yet undiscovered/non-claimed extraction site (AKA a price per kilo that would justify the operation costs). Take TOO big of a force in, and your op will light up like the fourth of july with all...
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