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  1. Han Burgundy

    Wednesdays off: I get to experience the joy of Friday twice a week!

    Wednesdays off: I get to experience the joy of Friday twice a week!
  2. Han Burgundy

    Big Bennys

    What makes you think someone hasn't? If I made one, I wouldn't tell anyone about it because then I'd have to share my noodles! Screw that.
  3. Han Burgundy

    4 days...

    OR this is the single worst hand-job that a pair of ghosts have ever had the misfortune of receiving...
  4. Han Burgundy

    4 days...

    Until I have the live release in my hands, you will need the following equipment to reach my expectations for 3.0:
  5. Han Burgundy

    When orgs go against our Auroras

    A real TEST attack would have half those numbers, because 50% of our pilots would head for the pub instead. (The other 50% have flasks in their cockpits)
  6. Han Burgundy

    Hello Monday, my old friend. It's time to walk with you again...

    Hello Monday, my old friend. It's time to walk with you again...
  7. Han Burgundy

    4 days...

  8. Han Burgundy

    4 days...

    We shall see....
  9. Han Burgundy

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    This is my one thousandth post. Neat!
  10. Han Burgundy

    Happy Fathers Day

    We go by Viking rules around here. Your allowance is whatever you can pillage.
  11. Han Burgundy

    I get to be a chicka!

    Not only am I going to play as a woman, I'm going to play as an UGLY woman. Its like life on hard mode.
  12. Han Burgundy

    Belgium says hi, then bursts into flames.

    Should be easy to see everything from up there, because your family tree looks exactly like a telephone pole...
  13. Han Burgundy

    Xi'an Nox on sale June 23rd

    I plan to steal one in-verse. From dorks and losers. O'doyle RULES!
  14. Han Burgundy

    That is because they own you now. They have sucked the correct congressional dicks to maintain...

    That is because they own you now. They have sucked the correct congressional dicks to maintain their right to destroy your financial future, and they will continue to do so with zero regard for human decency. CAPITALISM! Best thing to do is fake your own death.
  15. Han Burgundy

    First of all, it's Czech Knight. Second of all, Medieval Times: Prague has been forced to call...

    First of all, it's Czech Knight. Second of all, Medieval Times: Prague has been forced to call the authorities on you several times already. Please vacate the premises, sir.
  16. Han Burgundy

    As long as THEY leave a red streak on my windshield, I don't care what shade of brown the streak...

    As long as THEY leave a red streak on my windshield, I don't care what shade of brown the streak on my chair is...
  17. Han Burgundy

    "Landing Complete"

    I have the strangest urge to watch Jurassic Park with my bedroom door locked now....
  18. Han Burgundy

    Playin with myself all like...

    They have quite the opposite effect for me. Tried to pull a quick banking maneuver and accidentally tore my foreskin off. Grabbed the wrong stick. I KNEW the missile button felt too squishy....
  19. Han Burgundy

    Is this the Hull-C? Looks too big.

    I'd bet that the C, D, and E are all very similar in overall hull size, with the difference being the middle section and probably the main engine package. C just looks oversize because it aspires to be an E. That would make the most sense to me as far as the lore would go. A company makes a...
  20. Han Burgundy

    Playin with myself all like...

    I'm more about the chicas than the bow wows; but to each their own, my friend!
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