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  1. Han Burgundy

    Dirty commie. I bet you like CANADIAN bacon too....Fruit is for cocktails, not pizza!

    Dirty commie. I bet you like CANADIAN bacon too....Fruit is for cocktails, not pizza!
  2. Han Burgundy

    Day 176: Still holding out hope for 3.0. Morale is low, but the navigator is high; so I guess...

    Day 176: Still holding out hope for 3.0. Morale is low, but the navigator is high; so I guess there's nothing to fret about...
  3. Han Burgundy

    the TEST chair

    I've seen this somewhere..... Audios, turdnuggets.
  4. Han Burgundy

    VirtualAce caught Cheating - former AA member LiQuldAiR testifies

    A man can easily feel the master of a snowglobe. Let us see what happens when the universe opens up a bit and numbers come into play. I foresee his 'victories' and his Org both drying up. All the while, we will be here drinking our beer and talking about beer related subjects. There is no fate...
  5. Han Burgundy

    Enough is enough guys! I am nox joking!

    Dude, nox it off. It's nox even funny anymore. Now don't go tying my words into nox over this, but I think all-a-yall noxturnal mothertruckers need a bit of sunlight. You guys look like a bunch of innoxperienced amateurs.
  6. Han Burgundy

    We are Nox F@%Kin' around here, guys...

    ...so have you guys heard about that new space bike?
  7. Han Burgundy

    Im nox buying any more ships.

    The exact same thing happened to me. I have shamed my ancestors....but fuck THEM, because I have an Alien CrotchRocket now, and they're still dead! Han: 1 | Afterlife: 1,528,483,126,820
  8. Han Burgundy

    Nox presale has started!

    Are CCUs active for it yet? I'm not seeing it anywhere on the site now.
  9. Han Burgundy

    Greetings Test!

    @James Gunn right now: Welcome to our dysfunctional family!
  10. Han Burgundy

    If you are new to Star Citizen, buy the Nox this week for the LTI.

    If Star Citizen ever gets VR.....holy shit this thing is going to be a blast. Ahh to feel the vibrating roar of that alien machine on my jiblets would be to enter nirvana.
  11. Han Burgundy

    Note to self: Not everyone will understand when I tell them that I am a TESTie. They assume it...

    Note to self: Not everyone will understand when I tell them that I am a TESTie. They assume it means I'm into weird shit. I am, but...cmon.
  12. Han Burgundy

    OMG!!!1!!1 Nox Hype!!1!!11!!!

    My dragonfly is terrified in its garage and is getting nervous about how I'm looking at it...
  13. Han Burgundy

    First image of the space motorcycle, the Nox

    I'm digging the Lone Sniper vibe. The Nox is exactly how I'd want to do it too. Take a shot, move several KM, take another shot. Good stuff. My dragonfly has MUCH to fear today....
  14. Han Burgundy

    First image of the space motorcycle, the Nox

    I feel that this thing is going to be treated like a luxury vehicle with niche advantages. I expect little to no weaponry, minimal shields, and no cargo space. For those wishing to use it in a tactical capacity, it can be a good stealthy (Small cross-section, small/no shields, small engine)...
  15. Han Burgundy

    Turns out I get to experience the joys of Monday twice a week as well. Han: 1 Universe: 1

    Turns out I get to experience the joys of Monday twice a week as well. Han: 1 Universe: 1
  16. Han Burgundy

    Here's hoping I have a better time of it NEXT wednesday!

    Here's hoping I have a better time of it NEXT wednesday!
  17. Han Burgundy

    You'll be happy to know that today turned into BULLSHIT. They wouldn't give me my $3 off...

    You'll be happy to know that today turned into BULLSHIT. They wouldn't give me my $3 off discount at the fuckin water park. I mean, it was empty and I did everything a hundred times; but a coupon is a coupon, ya know?
  18. Han Burgundy

    Whew-wee, ROUGH morning. Got up about 20 minutes ago. Life is goooooooooood

    Whew-wee, ROUGH morning. Got up about 20 minutes ago. Life is goooooooooood
  19. Han Burgundy

    Big Bennys

    Moral of the story: Get your own goddamn noodles!
  20. Han Burgundy

    Big Bennys

    A fool's errand. Noodles are my goal, not money. An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of...
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