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  1. Han Burgundy

    It's Thursday, and I be thirsty for dat ATV goodness. My body is ready...

    It's Thursday, and I be thirsty for dat ATV goodness. My body is ready...
  2. Han Burgundy

    I want to Jump a Nox off a cliff and into an awaiting Caterpillar.

    I want to Jump a Nox off a cliff and into an awaiting Caterpillar.
  3. Han Burgundy

    What is TEST's Chain of Command

    I shall have the men assemble my kit, posthaste.
  4. Han Burgundy

    Attention TEST: You are toxic, dysfunctional and in complete disarray!

    The sexual orientation of the umpire?
  5. Han Burgundy

    Attention TEST: You are toxic, dysfunctional and in complete disarray!

    No, you fools! We do not expel such waste! We must MOLD IT!
  6. Han Burgundy

    My hometown this weekend...

    Yall need to get yourself some roof Koreans....
  7. Han Burgundy

    Oculus Rift On Amazon For $399.00

    You may hear a lot of cha-chinging, but what you fail to realize is that those expenditures do not happen all at once (Nor are they all necessary). This is the whole intended purpose of the up-gradable modularity. Sure, the cable is annoying, but they're making a wireless upgrade; For the vive...
  8. Han Burgundy

    Oculus Rift On Amazon For $399.00

    The vive is built with an extra USB in the mask, removable/replacable screens, modular/upgradable headstrap, front-facing camera for future applications, customizable facepads are available, and they are currently developing the Knuckle controllers that will be 100% compatible with the current...
  9. Han Burgundy

    Oculus Rift On Amazon For $399.00

    Vive or GTFO No seriously. Vives are pre-built to be up-gradable. So Oculus will only keep up until they can sell you another headset. That, and fuck Palmer Luckey
  10. Han Burgundy

    ...r. Beer.

    ...r. Beer.
  11. Han Burgundy

    Welcome to Monday! Please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle as your soul is slowly...

    Welcome to Monday! Please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle as your soul is slowly extracted through your urethra.
  12. Han Burgundy

    Quick PSA/Clarification Regarding TEST "Allies/Partners/Affiliates"

    Im going to create my OWN org....with blackjack and hookers! Action NEWS Team Assemble!
  13. Han Burgundy

    Remember the time that Chris Roberts gave Montoya a bottle of booze?

    That would definitely be the most Corporately efficient way of going about it.
  14. Han Burgundy

    I think your ARCH nemesis is that nail you're gonna step on in 3 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours...

    I think your ARCH nemesis is that nail you're gonna step on in 3 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours from now...You'll see.
  15. Han Burgundy

    Predictions for the 'Game Changing' Ship?

    I still think it's gonna be a Banu livestock insemination schooner...
  16. Han Burgundy

    Oh, naw man. I'm just headed BACK to the future. Speaking of which; Beware of yellow civics...

    Oh, naw man. I'm just headed BACK to the future. Speaking of which; Beware of yellow civics. Yikes...
  17. Han Burgundy

    No it isn't. It's Saturday. You gotta stop eating the worm out of the tequila bottle.

    No it isn't. It's Saturday. You gotta stop eating the worm out of the tequila bottle.
  18. Han Burgundy

    I had a dream

    Who said you could get out of your hot tub?!
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