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Du Hast! (Yeah, thats the only one of theirs that I know, shoot me.) So you were one of those kids who had the trenchcoat and an earmarked copy of the anarchist's cookbook? Is that why you play Star Citizen? Because it's... I was never cool enough for a trenchcoat, but I was definitely the...

You listened to a lot of emo music in high school, didn't you? My soul is a spiraling pit of darkness...

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands for a three-day weekend...They are now known simply as "The islands"

(GTA+Sims+Mass Effect)^3= Star Citizen. Where do I collect my prize?

EVE: You=Ship with expendable meat controller Star Citizen: You= A non-expendable meatbag IN a ship. Eve has more massive shit going down, and Star Citizen has more immersive FIDELITY. One is good for spreadsheets & having friends, and the other is good for pretending your real life doesn't...

I have been worrying about this lately myself, and have had to shift the way I think. The BMM is primarily a mobile trade platform. That's its schtick, but you can use it for other purposes. Good cover for smuggling, its a mobile base that you can land on a planet and operate from out of, and...

You know what they say....left handers are in their right mind! (or the left-hand mouse and the lotion are related somehow....)

PROs Internal space (For living/in-flight repairs and concealing dead hookers) Long range Uniquely strong shield (Teveran shield tech absorbs more ballistic damage than normal shields) Nimble and faster in a straight line than a Sabre is (Apparently) Has that sexy Alien factor for in-game resell...

I died and have been reincarnated as a chocolate froyo machine...

Love me some wordplay. And it made for a better name for a person than Swoop360 did.

Welcome aboard! You will be issued your Plumbus in two weeks time. (Make sure to keep the fleem away from your pets or children)