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Tennents? Must be some limey-type bullshit. You can find me passed out under a mountain of Glenlivet bottles. Happy flying, and welcome to the family!

I mean, I never really look OUT of the hole in the box. That would ruin the glory of it all, now wouldn't it?

How did you know my Tokyo Erotic Arthouse persona? Have you been to one of my shows? :flushed:

OG Kirk wouldn't have turned around. OG Kirk would be owing that nice lady some child support right about now...

True, HE is a turdgoblin that will ignore this, but flooding his inbox helps make a statement. I have already contacted my representatives several times and will continue to do so. I think this is the kind of issue where I can truly say: ?

If you head off to www.GoFccYourself.com it will take you directly to the page where you can submit a comment to the FCC. Just click "Express" and tell Ajit Pai that you support strong net neutrality rules backed by Title II oversight of ISPs. DO EEEET! Thanks, Jon Oliver. FOR THE INTERNET! FOR...

You remind yourself of Kirk, eh? Were you rebooted with a better head of hair as well?

I'm over 6' tall and tip the scales past 200lbs. I'd be a side-show celebrity over there and they would bring me whatever amount of booze I damn well please. (You just have to be entertaining enough to get them to want to see the giant American drunk) And pansy-ass watered down Tojo-brew aint...

I'm a writer. I can live in the world of release-day Star Citizen aaaany time I want, through the power of IMAGINATION.

Fixed that FAKE NEWS for you...

Just one? Pussy.

I cant wait to stumble across a convoy of Merchantmen in the Verse someday. I'd imagine that they would scoot around in nomadic groups, providing each-other mutual cover. Man, this game is going to be cool.....someday.

Remember, kids: Acknowledgement of "Hump-Day" is not considered consent in the state of California.

The amateur move is in assuming I don't already have that info...

QUICK: Someone get me a Reliant News Van and a glass of scotch! I have some goddamn news to read!

Hi, My Name is Elon and I am positively delighted that you are showing interest in a tour of my facility. If you can meet me behind the burger king on 5th and Main, I can give you a tour. NO COPS. They're...uh...they're not allowed in the factory. Look for the van that says "Vinny's Inflatable...

Do you think Garfield was an allegory about alcoholism?