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  1. Han Burgundy

    Something to ponder?

    Flowing through me is a bit of an understatement when it comes to my colon and bad mexican grub. It would be better categorized as a heavy spackling or severe air-burst payload delivery.
  2. Han Burgundy

    Don't blame me if you get motion sickness watching it.

    CIG needs to release a peripheral control device that is inserted into one's anus that will counteract the G-force effects on your character when it is squeezed. That would build in an incentive for not shitting yourself like I just did while watching this.
  3. Han Burgundy

    Seung Appreciation Thread

    In fact...come to think of it; We never see YOU, Beer, in the chat room at the same time as Seung. SEUNG'S ALT ACCOUNT HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED!!! The jig is UP!
  4. Han Burgundy

    Arguing on Reddit grants you pen pals. Neat!

    Arguing on Reddit grants you pen pals. Neat!
  5. Han Burgundy

    Yeah, I have an extensive record collection, but I only keep records released by famous bands...

    Yeah, I have an extensive record collection, but I only keep records released by famous bands that were using the album under a pseudonym. Hipster Level 5
  6. Han Burgundy

    Close enough. Did you also know that the band Chumbawamba is also known as "Scab AID"?

    Close enough. Did you also know that the band Chumbawamba is also known as "Scab AID"?
  7. Han Burgundy

    I theorize the Eclipse is a stealth bomber (video)

    That's a heck of a price-point for something that is JUST a stealth bomber. I hope that either the impressiveness of the Stealth cloaking is enough to justify the $$, or they give it another niche' function that explains all the extra zeroes.
  8. Han Burgundy

    Did you know that the members of Ace of Base are all Swedish? TIL

    Did you know that the members of Ace of Base are all Swedish? TIL
  9. Han Burgundy

    SpaceX... do you work there?

    He's lying to you, @DarkSnake. He's a bad dude. I once saw him leave a puppy at a Nickleback concert.
  10. Han Burgundy

    Coolest thing to come from Canada since Bieber

    Found the key...
  11. Han Burgundy

    Does it involve Ace of Base?

    Does it involve Ace of Base?
  12. Han Burgundy

    More photos leaked of Eclipse. SC Twitch

    Looks like the video also had a little nod to the interior of the Banu Defender as well
  13. Han Burgundy

    More photos leaked of Eclipse. SC Twitch

    Bomber command, eh? If it's an E-War ship, then perhaps instead of a direct strike type bomber, it's a cloaking escort of some sort. Flies in formation with a small group of ships and can disrupt enemy EM scanners or something to help delay detection? Could also work to jam enemy missile and...
  14. Han Burgundy

    CIG to charge $5 CCU fee

    Lawsuits. When you "purchased" your $0 CCU, you completed a transaction. That transaction was a contract, of sorts, that in exchange for the agreed upon price (in this case, $0) CIG will provide you with a CCU token. CCU tokens are, and always have been, applied without use of the "shopping...
  15. Han Burgundy

    Sneak Peek at new Aegis Concept (Eclipse?)

    Goddamn feature creep! Vaporware BULLSHIT! /s
  16. Han Burgundy

    I'm New to the Crew

    Welcome aboard! Free cookies are in the breakroom. Happy drinking flying!
  17. Han Burgundy

    Sneak Peek at new Aegis Concept (Eclipse?)

    BOO for more fighting ships! Where's my Banu livestock insemination schooner?!
  18. Han Burgundy

    Starfarer Convoy

    JUST like that, except there's more tits and explosions
  19. Han Burgundy

    "I wish it were Monday..." -Nobody ever

    "I wish it were Monday..." -Nobody ever
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