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  1. Han Burgundy

    Now stop crying, finish off that juice box, then go fight some armed criminals, sport!

    Now stop crying, finish off that juice box, then go fight some armed criminals, sport!
  2. Han Burgundy

    Manchester Attack

    Aaaand people continue to be sucky to one another in order to please their SkyFriend...
  3. Han Burgundy

    The kid down the street told me he wanted to be Batman, so I killed his parents. Go git em, lil...

    The kid down the street told me he wanted to be Batman, so I killed his parents. Go git em, lil buddy!
  4. Han Burgundy

    Hi... I'm new around mind if I blow shit up with you?

    When I read the title of this post... I will do it. I will blow shit up with you.
  5. Han Burgundy

    I like my pizza with a fluffy crust, bacon, special sauce, pickles, lettuce....wait. It's...

    I like my pizza with a fluffy crust, bacon, special sauce, pickles, lettuce....wait. It's burgers. I like burgers.
  6. Han Burgundy

    Hull B or Freelancer MAX?

    Have you considered the Constellation Taurus? It has a great deal of cargo space and should be pretty handily up-gradable in the future. It is also within the same $$ ballpark as the Max. I just went from the Max to the Taurus myself recently.
  7. Han Burgundy

    Like a sexual tyrannosaurus

    Like a sexual tyrannosaurus
  8. Han Burgundy

    2017 Timeline Schedule

    It was the perfect day-dream...until friggin Sandi had to wander in in a bacon bikini. It's like; Show some respect for that bacon, woman! Damn millennials...
  9. Han Burgundy

    2017 Timeline Schedule

    Chyeah right! You guyz know this iz just Vapor Ware, right?! You're never gonna see anything becuz Chris Roberts is just sitting in a hot tub of nacho cheese right now....GAHHH! /s
  10. Han Burgundy

    66,000 words of Carrack-y goodness and counting...

    66,000 words of Carrack-y goodness and counting...
  11. Han Burgundy

    Reclaimer vs Carrack?

    Showing your package is step 1. Now you gotta sweet-talk us. Tell me I'm pretty...
  12. Han Burgundy

    Eclipse sale now on through June 2nd

    ....But could it be used for smuggling? Swap the torps out for space-meth?
  13. Han Burgundy

    I've always wondered how effectively one could modify a weed-whacker into a durable zombie...

    I've always wondered how effectively one could modify a weed-whacker into a durable zombie apocalypse weapon...
  14. Han Burgundy

    Reclaimer vs Carrack?

    Yeah, Owl. Show us your package...
  15. Han Burgundy

    Reclaimer vs Carrack?

    If you are TRUELY worried about getting locked in on a ship with the $0 CCUs going away, then lock in the CCU on the ship that you think will be worth the most credits in the in-game market. That way you can sell it (by IT, i mean the BMM) and buy whatever the hell you want as things go live. I...
  16. Han Burgundy

    I like to remove the protective film off of other people's new gadgets. I do it for the raw...

    I like to remove the protective film off of other people's new gadgets. I do it for the raw sexual thrill of wronging another human being...
  17. Han Burgundy

    Don't blame me if you get motion sickness watching it.

    #HeFrozen, so thaw that som'bitch out! We got $$ to make!
  18. Han Burgundy

    Don't blame me if you get motion sickness watching it.

    Stop EVERYTHING! I have a great idea for a new Disney movie. Somebody get Walt on the phone!!
  19. Han Burgundy

    ...and I can't say that my day has really changed much as a result.

    ...and I can't say that my day has really changed much as a result.
  20. Han Burgundy

    Holy crap I just remembered that Bernie Mac died...

    Holy crap I just remembered that Bernie Mac died...
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