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Retirement isn't an age, its a state of financial being. Don't let your dreams be dreams: Rob a bank.

:poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down: :poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down: :poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down::poop::arrow_down: Shitpost achieved.

That is me leaving the office while shit is still broken and not working. 4:31 on a Friday? Sounds like Monday's problem.

It's always fun to witness an awakening of wisdom...Whiskey is life, son.

Do they offer custom tailoring? I don't believe that these will work with the angle of my dangle....

#1 reason to be excited for subsumption: I can finally make NPCs feel uncomfortable with my shirtless dancing.

They're definitely busy at work constructing the foundation tech that will prop up their entire universe. Procedural modularity, procedural item dispersal, Damage shaders and how they will translate effect on that system to the component damage system beneath(Which is its own whole thing)...

Was the game developed by Al Gore? Because it sounds like the game was developed by Al Gore. INCONVENIENT!

My pants aren't quite fitting correctly right now. Is that a normal side effect of this image? If the issue persists for longer than 4 hours, should I call a doctor?

We need to use the next 10 FTC to find out, once and for all, when animal the husbandry mechanic is coming out. I'm gonna breed some pokemon

Don't be silly! Bars have always been banks of a sort. Throughout all of human history, are bars not where individuals go if they're banking on getting laid? (As opposed to a "Dad Joke", this was what I like to call a "Chad Joke" which is a mediocre Jest, built on a shaky premise, that you...

Official prediction: It will be a mobile Banu livestock insemination schooner. (The Canadian equivalent being a drunk uncle Ted on a golf cart with his Velcro gloves)

I googled "How much beer is too much beer?" and my computer responded by printing out a middle finger.

Ooh, look! Another update I'm not gonna play! NaCl