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  1. Han Burgundy

    The Ultimate Poll

    Nazi Piglet? Real adorable.
  2. Han Burgundy

    I want to unlock the secrets of peering into the future, so I am going to talk to the writers of...

    I want to unlock the secrets of peering into the future, so I am going to talk to the writers of idiocracy to learn their ways...
  3. Han Burgundy

    The Ultimate Poll

    OMG!! Anybody who answers Yes is a misogynist Nazi PIG!
  4. Han Burgundy

    I wonder how badly Han had to piss after being taken out of that carbonite....Pretty bad, I imagine.

    I wonder how badly Han had to piss after being taken out of that carbonite....Pretty bad, I imagine.
  5. Han Burgundy

    Testie BBQ at PAX South 2017

    You're really going to let ME do the funnest part? I have a weed-whacker in the shed that will serve as a perfect de-baller. Now to find a nice pasture....
  6. Han Burgundy

    Testie BBQ at PAX South 2017

    Testie BBQ? As in ya'll are going to grill up some Rocky Mountain Oysters? They're best raw, straight off the 'vine'.
  7. Han Burgundy

    Aw SHIP! I scrapped my plants....

    Aw SHIP! I scrapped my plants....
  8. Han Burgundy

    I am one with the beer, the beer is one with me. I am one with the beer, the beer is one with...

    I am one with the beer, the beer is one with me. I am one with the beer, the beer is one with me. I am one with the beer, the beer is one with me.
  9. Han Burgundy

    One full year with you degenerates. What am I doing with my life??

    One full year with you degenerates. What am I doing with my life??
  10. Han Burgundy

    10 FOR THE SQUARDRON LEADER

    1) What are your thoughts on a stealthy Carrack-turned-TurboHerald for a bounty hunting command ship? 2) Were all those inspections that my middle school gym teacher did in the showers REALLY necessary for the US to "Beat the Russians"? 3) Why do I feel that somewhere, deep down in the...
  11. Han Burgundy

    IT'S COMING [Aurora rework starts]

    They're finally adding cup holders?!?!! Or are they making a TEST variant with a Keg-O-rator?
  12. Han Burgundy

    I've been here for a year!

    I don't know about you, but I drink ALL of my drugs. Last night I chugged four whole marijuanas. It was crazy, man.
  13. Han Burgundy

    Three point oh, please. Thank you

    Three point oh, please. Thank you
  14. Han Burgundy

    Hello, I'm hopefully new

    It sounds like you have found yourself in the right place. Welcome aboard! If you're looking for people to play with, just hop into our discord and check in. Nothing quite like exploring the verse with the burps of your fellow TESTies ringing loudly through your ears.....
  15. Han Burgundy

    What's the craic?

    This guy knows what's up. Welcome aboard!
  16. Han Burgundy

    Am I setting myself up for failure on multi-crew? Not a bash post!

    You could always get a StarFarer Gemini and swap out the fuel pods for cargo pods. Then you'd have a tough as balls hauler with some real living quarters that you can deal a good bit of damage with as well (Missiles+Huge dorsal turret). She may not be fast, but she'll make a damn fine home for a...
  17. Han Burgundy

    Next Gen controller for your dog-fighter?

    No. There was a new Terrible Four movie. I'm saving two hours of your life. Just don't....
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