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Nazi Piglet? Real adorable.

I want to unlock the secrets of peering into the future, so I am going to talk to the writers of idiocracy to learn their ways...

OMG!! Anybody who answers Yes is a misogynist Nazi PIG!

I wonder how badly Han had to piss after being taken out of that carbonite....Pretty bad, I imagine.

You're really going to let ME do the funnest part? I have a weed-whacker in the shed that will serve as a perfect de-baller. Now to find a nice pasture....

Testie BBQ? As in ya'll are going to grill up some Rocky Mountain Oysters? They're best raw, straight off the 'vine'.

Aw SHIP! I scrapped my plants....

One full year with you degenerates. What am I doing with my life??

1) What are your thoughts on a stealthy Carrack-turned-TurboHerald for a bounty hunting command ship? 2) Were all those inspections that my middle school gym teacher did in the showers REALLY necessary for the US to "Beat the Russians"? 3) Why do I feel that somewhere, deep down in the...

They're finally adding cup holders?!?!! Or are they making a TEST variant with a Keg-O-rator?

I don't know about you, but I drink ALL of my drugs. Last night I chugged four whole marijuanas. It was crazy, man.

Three point oh, please. Thank you

It sounds like you have found yourself in the right place. Welcome aboard! If you're looking for people to play with, just hop into our discord and check in. Nothing quite like exploring the verse with the burps of your fellow TESTies ringing loudly through your ears.....

This guy knows what's up. Welcome aboard!

You could always get a StarFarer Gemini and swap out the fuel pods for cargo pods. Then you'd have a tough as balls hauler with some real living quarters that you can deal a good bit of damage with as well (Missiles+Huge dorsal turret). She may not be fast, but she'll make a damn fine home for a...

No. There was a new Terrible Four movie. I'm saving two hours of your life. Just don't....