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  1. Han Burgundy

    Holy crap, a year?

    Ok, you've demonstrated your ability to fly AROUND the sun as a TESTie, but what about INTO it?
  2. Han Burgundy

    Hello im drderpling !

    Welcome to the madness! If you ever feel like linking up with a fellow TESTie for a jaunt around the Verse, jump on our discord server (link on home page) and introduce yourself. Usually there will be somebody you can hop in with.
  3. Han Burgundy

    starcitizen 3.3 farming

    Why? You don't need plows to grow spaceweed....
  4. Han Burgundy

    My "Official Apology" to the star citizen community

    Welp.....that's in my internet history now. Because of that, I can never run for public office. Thanks.
  5. Han Burgundy

    [Suspicion]

    Damn it, Sunder...
  6. Han Burgundy

    NPC crew: Slave labor or Daddy's little helpers?

    An interesting extension on your point about NPCs not standing out in the open during a gunfight; I believe that the existence of this goal for the AI team will lead to a whole new form of self-preservation instincts and on-the-fly animation built into the NPCs that is derived mainly from their...
  7. Han Burgundy

    I heard superheros read Chuck Norris comics.

    Damn, I haven't seen Chuck in anything but Total Gym commercials for the past decade. Good to see he's still got legs on him.....
  8. Han Burgundy

    NPC crew: Slave labor or Daddy's little helpers?

    Having a crewmember that heckles you while you're flying would be amazing. The feeling of finally getting fed up and kicking their ass out of the airlock onto a deadly planet will be all the more satisfying....
  9. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting the Carrack

    *Heavy breathing intensifies*
  10. Han Burgundy

    Would you rather fight 100 Aurora sized Bengals, or one Bengal sized Aurora?

    Would you rather fight 100 Aurora sized Bengals, or one Bengal sized Aurora?
  11. Han Burgundy

    NPC crew: Slave labor or Daddy's little helpers?

    You embody your avatar so well, Zapp
  12. Han Burgundy

    NPC crew: Slave labor or Daddy's little helpers?

    With yesterday's ATV, we learned a little bit more about what to expect from AI and NPC crew members. It seems that they are putting a lot of thought into NPC skill and the progression of that skill as you use them. Will this lead TESTies to care more for their crew? Or do you plan to keep your...
  13. Han Burgundy

    Fun piloting tips for wayward TESTies

    Here is a list of wise thoughts on the subject of piloting aircraft. I have a feeling that some of these tips will come in handy for you lot of drunken miscreants.... Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull...
  14. Han Burgundy

    Fun RSI drama!

    Hate us, cuz they ain't us. :smirk:
  15. Han Burgundy

    Not yet. We have about 15 concept ship sales to go before they can waste resources on 3.0....BUY...

    Not yet. We have about 15 concept ship sales to go before they can waste resources on 3.0....BUY NOW!!!
  16. Han Burgundy

    The Last Jedi

    My fiance says the same thing in the bedroom ALL the time...
  17. Han Burgundy

    The Last Jedi

    Everyone knows that Snoke is really Captain Picard after a horrible time-travel incident. Catch up with the fan theories, JEEZE.
  18. Han Burgundy

    Existential Taoism

    Screw that. When im old and I've had enough living, I'm going to rob a liquor store and jump my rascal scooter into the grand canyon whilst busting out a screamin' guitar solo. 'Merica.
  19. Han Burgundy

    Existential Taoism

    Is this why so many old people go to Florida? They are bored with life because all their friends are dead, so they head south to die faster?
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