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  1. Han Burgundy

    V-Day Sale - Love is in the Air and Space!

    You know what would be a perfect love note from CIG? "XOXO, Here's 3.0" Shun these sales, my brothers and sisters. We need to stop making CIG money until they give us more content, lest they get too comfortable in the premium JPEG business (which 2016 clearly illustrates they are headed...
  2. Han Burgundy

    Testing Please Ignore

    Jesting, please bring more.
  3. Han Burgundy

    Do I Really Need a Fighter?

    Meh, having a redundant ship is a bit of a waste (if you ask me) Perhaps look into some of the other non-combat roles and choose your second ship based on that? Perhaps being a data-scooper in a Herald would be more your speed?
  4. Han Burgundy

    What do you say to someone who is trying to use dinner at Taco Bell as an alibi in a murder...

    What do you say to someone who is trying to use dinner at Taco Bell as an alibi in a murder investigation? Shits, or it didn't happen.
  5. Han Burgundy

    Better late than never...

    A week late? A WEEK?! Unacceptable! We have a culture of strict corporate efficiency here and that was FAR too quick for the likes of us! Welcome aboard, you overachieving bastard.
  6. Han Burgundy

    TEST Business Cards

    THIS is the TEST business card that I leave for people: ....They'll know who it's from.
  7. Han Burgundy

    They need to mo-cap JCVD's roundhouse kick for us to use at the spacebar.

    They need to mo-cap JCVD's roundhouse kick for us to use at the spacebar.
  8. Han Burgundy

    Preparing for them to nerf my beloved mouse flight. Gotta dust off that stick and fix those...

    Preparing for them to nerf my beloved mouse flight. Gotta dust off that stick and fix those gimbals...
  9. Han Burgundy

    Your most sought after ship?

    Im looking for the most valuable ship of them all: FRIENDship! (That's what I'm going to name my captured Vanduul kingship, so people know I'm a good guy)
  10. Han Burgundy

    Can someone photoshop two Vanduul holding banjos with the caption: "Duulin' banjos"? It is...

    Can someone photoshop two Vanduul holding banjos with the caption: "Duulin' banjos"? It is needed for TEST's pun-based propaganda division
  11. Han Burgundy

    The Expanse is back!!!!

    Eet Vas GOOT!
  12. Han Burgundy

    THE TESTIE TIMES JANUARY

    Biggity BUMP.
  13. Han Burgundy

    Rick and Morty Intro [Fanmade]

    I like it! Great re-imagining of the opening credits, and you didn't even tease us with Cthulhu! Nice work
  14. Han Burgundy

    Go read the TESTie times, folks!

    Go read the TESTie times, folks!
  15. Han Burgundy

    Friday Feb 24th - The Hurricane - $175

    I have the weirdest boner right now.....
  16. Han Burgundy

    THE TESTIE TIMES JANUARY

    Good work everyone! Nice content!
  17. Han Burgundy

    Friday Feb 24th - The Hurricane - $175

    Thats the BEAUTY of it! 9 times out of ten, Nanna is just reaching for her hardcandies. But there's always that possibility that grandma June is about to whip out a Glock to ventilate some muggers.
  18. Han Burgundy

    Finnish hockey trolling Russian league. How do we apply this to UEE?

    Yeah, I mean....there's a lot of water in space, sure, but it's never going to flow TO you. It must be stored and you need to go out and get it. To add difficulty to the chore: space is big. So if one were to run a space station, their supply of ice would both keep them breathing as well as...
  19. Han Burgundy

    Finnish hockey trolling Russian league. How do we apply this to UEE?

    Hockey would be tough to achieve in space (ice is a precious commodity), but this may fit in with my plans for an all Vanduul beach volleyball tourney. I just had to convince them that Volleyball was mankind's most revered arena in which to display one's prowess in combat. Had to fudge some...
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