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  1. Han Burgundy

    Destiny 2 Teaser Trailer

    Nope. Quite the opposite, actually. Had a bunch of friends begging me to get into it, but I saw the writing on the wall with all that early announced DLC. After hearing endless bitching about balancing nerfs and other various repetitive elements, I had to see for myself. Breifly got ahold of a...
  2. Han Burgundy

    Destiny 2 Teaser Trailer

    It will be $69.99 to watch the full trailer. And they have a VERY exciting DLC ($29.99) planned already called "The character creator" where you get to select your character's race and name. THEN, next year, another DLC will come out ($29.99 again) called "Tutorial". THAT is the one that has...
  3. Han Burgundy

    Star Wars + Star Trek + Dr. Who= Ironclad Virginity

    Star Wars + Star Trek + Dr. Who= Ironclad Virginity
  4. Han Burgundy

    Watch this monster truck do a front flip!

    Fun Fact: The driver of this truck is actually a TESTie and didn't intend on flipping the vehicle at all in the first place. He simply dropped his can of beer after the first jump and accidentally pinned the accelerator down while reaching for the beverage. TEST: The land of happy accidents
  5. Han Burgundy

    Economy Starfarer Geminis

    With that setup, you'll NEVER skip leg day.
  6. Han Burgundy

    Ship Pinup Art Request

    Hey, where did you get this?! One of those sketch artists drew this for my ex girlfriend at the fair a few years back. He was gentle with her jawline and dental situation here, cuz in real life; Yikes.
  7. Han Burgundy

    New Banu ship

    Let's not get greedy here...
  8. Han Burgundy

    I have a problem and no this isn't clickbait.

    You did it just fine, sport! Good Job! I'm so proud of you, just for trying!
  9. Han Burgundy

    I have a problem and no this isn't clickbait.

    1: Lawyer up 2: Hit the Gym 3: Delete Facebook
  10. Han Burgundy

    3.0 When?

    Can our propaganda experts make a gif with those eyes on Chris Roberts? I think it would boost ship sales by 436% Also: Why have we not recreated the last supper with Devs yet? Creepy? Absolutely. Funny? Questionable. Pointless? You bet your ass it is!
  11. Han Burgundy

    This guy is going to get laid because of this...

    I would wince at that if I had any pride or passion in what I do for a living. Can't say I felt the sting. But then again, I went to college to be an Engineer, not an IT guy. Want your printer fixed? Sure, I'll help. But I'd rather program another bar tending robot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  12. Han Burgundy

    This guy is going to get laid because of this...

    You shut your whore mouth! Chrome eats more ram than....idk....a RAM-hungry son of a bitch, but at least it isnt *shudder* Edge. (If anything was blocking me, it was my work's filters. But I AM the law, so that firewall is more like a fire decorative fence)
  13. Han Burgundy

    HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    Woo! Way to survive another trip AROUND the sun, @Pander. TESTies are supposed to fly INTO it, however. Navigation skills need work, but good job nonetheless! May today be a joyous anniversary of your vaginal escape day!
  14. Han Burgundy

    This guy is going to get laid because of this...

    Hey, it works again! Rejoice! Can confirm. I'd bang that dude if he let me drive his robot.
  15. Han Burgundy

    I wish I could at least see a new concept image for the Freelancer MAX.....getting real itchy...

    I wish I could at least see a new concept image for the Freelancer MAX.....getting real itchy staring at the old version in my Hangar
  16. Han Burgundy

    3.0 When?

    The heat death of the universe will come before half-life 3 does.
  17. Han Burgundy

    3.0 When?

    The release of 3.0 is postponed by 5 minutes each time someone asks about when its coming out. Let me do the math.....carry the one....Looks like we will get 3.0 in mid-spring 2077
  18. Han Burgundy

    CIG did this just for TEST!! <3

    Well you just have to make sure that when you get the spins in-game, you tailor your drink so that your out-game spins go in the opposite direction. (Drink with the opposite hand to achieve this effect)
  19. Han Burgundy

    CIG did this just for TEST!! <3

    If I'm drunk myself, will this effect cancel out my blurriness? Maybe I will finally be able to park my beerfarer
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