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  1. Han Burgundy

    Well if it wasn't for my asshat neighbors, the O'Learys, and their stupid cow, I would be...

    Well if it wasn't for my asshat neighbors, the O'Learys, and their stupid cow, I would be sitting on some property value right now. Bastards.
  2. Han Burgundy

    ....Things have been hard since the fire...

    ....Things have been hard since the fire...
  3. Han Burgundy

    Oh, sorry. I was butt-dialing you. My bad

    Oh, sorry. I was butt-dialing you. My bad
  4. Han Burgundy

    I don't like pizza.

    Oh no! Is it all those dangerous minorities that the news keeps talking about?! They're scary! I'd better shape up!
  5. Han Burgundy

    I don't like pizza.

    Yeah, but then I'd have to go to shitty California and sit in traffic forever, at all times of the day and night, to score a slice. I've been to LA once.....Wouldn't advise it, not even for bomb digity pizza. On another note; WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE HEADED AT 10:45PM on a Wednesday night...
  6. Han Burgundy

    I don't like pizza.

    Us west coasters seem to have shit for pizza.....maybe it's just washington, but damn. I could use a slice from a joint with an overly Italian sounding name. Gino's Mafioso pies....Yeah, that sounds authentic.
  7. Han Burgundy

    Mass Effect Andromeda

    Where'd you find my dick pic? I thought I had that removed from the internet!
  8. Han Burgundy

    Mass Effect Andromeda

    Okay, so who has the game? Can we bang reapers yet? It's important, I need to know...for science.
  9. Han Burgundy

    Amen. And when I DO finally get my hands on some, I have to waste it on stupid shit like rent...

    Amen. And when I DO finally get my hands on some, I have to waste it on stupid shit like rent and food. Food is for suckers...
  10. Han Burgundy

    State of the Squadron 22!

    [CONCERN] Montoya really needs to stop wasting time on all these SOTS 22 videos and get back to work on our long-awaited SOTS 23! Unacceptable! Demanding a refund!!! [CONCERN]
  11. Han Burgundy

    I don't like pizza.

    No no no! Eating the pizza is a form of penance; a gesture of obedience to Pizza the hutt. It shall be rewarded.
  12. Han Burgundy

    I don't like pizza.

    I hope the next thing you eat burns the shit out of the roof of your mouth. (Unless it's pizza)
  13. Han Burgundy

    Website almost unusable with Edge browser

    If only the people we put in charge of educating our children could figure out how to follow those steps without accidentally formatting the hard drive somehow, I would be SO happy.....Edge does indeed work. It's just far from idiot-proof.
  14. Han Burgundy

    10 for the chairmen Professions in 3.0

    I think you're both kinda right. By the way Tony was describing it, it sounded like you could task your pilot to get you to a predefined point B (Possibly with waypoints along the way that you choose). Auto pilot would just fly in a straight line and drop you out of QD if you are about to hit...
  15. Han Burgundy

    10 for the chairmen Professions in 3.0

    Perhaps the best wording for this would be: You can only command NPCs that are directly members of your wing (i.e. Starfarer plus its two escorts). They are always traveling with you and are linked to QD when you QD. Its the only way they will be able to pull it off fairly I think.
  16. Han Burgundy

    10 for the chairmen Professions in 3.0

    What I'm hoping is I can hire an NPC and put him in my Superhornet with the command of "Escort me". Im sure the AI they are building will be capable of that, because they have stated already the possibility to hire an NPC escort via the service beacon. Having him fly a ship you already own would...
  17. Han Burgundy

    10 for the chairmen Professions in 3.0

    I just hope I get the sneaky option to smuggle in a derringer under my taint. Nothing better than an assassination weapon that has been thoroughly soaked in nut-soup. Insult to injury.
  18. Han Burgundy

    The Perfect Beer

    The recipe for the BEST beer? 1: Get a good tasting, high ABV brew 2: Place it in a bottle koozie to keep it nice and cold 3: Use proper equipment to remove the lid (No countertops. This isnt college) 4: Make sure the head on the beverage is acceptable 5: Now slide that beer over to your sister...
  19. Han Burgundy

    Anyone else expecting to lose their health coverage?

    Well there's your problem, friend. The laws aren't made to benefit YOU, the citizen. Why in the hell should they give a shit about YOU? You don't even run a superPAC. The scam that has become the healthcare industry is FAR too profitable to let a few thousand deaths get in the way of some profit...
  20. Han Burgundy

    I'm struggling to secure a job, and people don't seem to understand just how difficult that is.

    Ah yes, the American Legal system; Robbing companies of their humanity through the constant threat of lawsuits. If your friend is willing to let you crash, then fuck em. It would be rather difficult for a property owner to prove whether or not you are a permanent resident without considerable...
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