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  1. Han Burgundy

    The enemy's gate is down.

    The enemy's gate is down.
  2. Han Burgundy

    I'm always worried about offending cultures that I don't understand. What if the smoke signals...

    I'm always worried about offending cultures that I don't understand. What if the smoke signals coming off my camp fire are anti semitic?
  3. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting a Simple Bording

    This is the main thing that got me wondering. Classic logic would demand that the "Anchor" ship have more mass than the victim's does. If underweight, perhaps one could kick in exceptionally large amounts of reverse thrust to counteract the Anchor ship's inferior mass? That would make for an...
  4. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting a Simple Bording

    The main mechanic of boarding that I have always been curious about is momentum. After you kill the target ship's drives, do you then match speed and disable your inertial dampeners to EVA over, or does every good pirate crew have some sort of Tractor beam type mount on their booty-hauler ship...
  5. Han Burgundy

    A regular day…

    Excellent story of a TESTie in action! If I had a nickel for every accidental missile launch....I'd have $4.15.
  6. Han Burgundy

    You're on a list somewhere now, BTW. Welcome to the club!

    You're on a list somewhere now, BTW. Welcome to the club!
  7. Han Burgundy

    Terminator 3 was the best in the franchise because it had the guts to be the first to tackle the...

    Terminator 3 was the best in the franchise because it had the guts to be the first to tackle the stigma around robotic boobs.
  8. Han Burgundy

    Yeah....Welcome to the Verse. People are getting bored and antsy. PVP is unfortunately going to...

    Yeah....Welcome to the Verse. People are getting bored and antsy. PVP is unfortunately going to be forced upon everyone until we get a bigger sandbox to play in. SOON
  9. Han Burgundy

    Where will we drain our TEST tubes?

    You can't name a bar the Zero-G-Spot. Half of our fumbling members will never be able to find it.....
  10. Han Burgundy

    Game of thrones next season predictions

    The white king beyond the wall will sweep south, destroying all in his path. His army will effortlessly march on the gates of Kings landing and take the castle in a single day. The white king will sit upon the Iron throne and will be pricked by a Valerian steel sword. As a result, he will...
  11. Han Burgundy

    Reporting in

    Welcome to the madness! Its always fantastic to have another sacrifi-.....er...pilot for Montoya's fleet!
  12. Han Burgundy

    Kotaku is [CONCERN]ed

    My knee-jerk reaction was to tear this article a new one, but by the time I got to the bottom it seemed to be a fair assessment. I could do without the clickbait title, but I doubt the original Author had too much to do with that (Editors love dem clicks). I'm sure this will stir up the doubters...
  13. Han Burgundy

    Where will we drain our TEST tubes?

    I agree that our resident ship should be this dive bar's trusty mascot! What about "The Rusty Aurora" ? Engage wild speculation/fantasy thread
  14. Han Burgundy

    Im just going to leave this here...

    When you grow too old for the toys of your childhood, all you gotta do is UPDATE them to adult versions!
  15. Han Burgundy

    Thoughts about and around Star Citizen: [ATV] Around The Verse 3.8 – DE

    I thought the information was both in depth technically and presented in a widely palatable way. I really enjoy that they are showing more visual examples as well as iterations that didn't quite work out. The fact that each studio only has to do one show a month really shows when they have time...
  16. Han Burgundy

    Winston Churchill Grandfather of Test

    Failure? What's that? I always intend to do EXACTLY what ends up happening. I'm in control at all times......*twitch*
  17. Han Burgundy

    What is the best multi-crew ship in Star Citizen?

    Its kind of a broad question, but I took it as which one would be most successfully profitable. That is why I chose the Starfarer, and here's why: It is a machine to print credits. Sure, you can refine fuel and sell it (Money printing), but you can also ferry a shit-ton of cargo (Which is...
  18. Han Burgundy

    Official Stance on Evocati Posts

    Guys! GUYS! I think I cracked the code! Idris In Hangar!
  19. Han Burgundy

    TEST general meeting Saturday 24th 2pm ET

    Praise be unto him....
  20. Han Burgundy

    TEST general meeting Saturday 24th 2pm ET

    The Cookie Monster's first name is, in fact, Sid.
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