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Why does it Burn when I pee? Happened shortly after purchasing a StarFarer. Can I sue CIG for a refund?

I would shoot for a roaming, self-sufficient, work fleet. 1 Carrack to find things (Plus its medical bay Module) 2 StarFarers to keep everything fueled up 1 Orion to chew on some rocks for me 1 Catterpillar to ferry goods and materials from the fleet to port 1 Crucible for repairs on the go 1...

Very well done! I like it! Cherokee certainly sounds like a proper TESTie!

GET TO THA CHOPPAA!!!!

I wonder if waiting it out is what did the trick? Good to know that you're on the right side of the law these days!

Thanks for everyone that came over to watch my dumpster fire! Special thanks goes out to Admiral Brannigan and Fiarce for joining me in-game, Thanks for helping to make me interesting! I think I will do it again with maybe a few lessons learned and a better microphone. You stay classy, Universe

Good evening, my fellow TESTies! I would like to cordially invite you all to partake in a historic and if shitty very possibly once in a lifetime live stream event. It will be my very first crack at this whole streaming business, so swing by and hurl some obscenities at me! I will jump into a...

You can blame me, personally, if they do not have the hat in-game by 3.0

CIG is staffed by space-nerds like ourselves. This all but guarantees a Jayne hat. I have faith.

I agree with your agreement. Dream sequence came to mind because that always seems to be the standard "No, fuck that. That didn't happen. HERES what actually happened:" trope. Joss.....please. Don't worry. We will. Just gotta find you that hat in-game.

Trying my first stream tonight at 10pm (PDT)! Come for the theorycrafting and shenanigans, then leave because my celebrity impressions suck.

The Aurora is the Bomb, not a bomber (Though, technically, it is delivering ordinance to the target. So, nevermind. Carry on) Aurora bomber --> best bomber

OK, so here's what needs to happen: The events in the movie Serenity were a dream sequence! Then Netflix can kidnap the president to get rights to the show so they can put the best damn crew in the universe back on my television. Ready? Aaaand GO!

You're just jealous of my luscious curves...

Welcome to TEST! Now get out there and blow some shit up!

What makes you think I'm assuming the role of Captain Reynolds? Companions get...like...ALL the laid....ness.

Ill call you whatever you want me to, sailor, as long as you man the shields and keep my engines running. I will be staying in the hooker suite....I mean scout ship. Stay out of there. That's for my ME time.

The Carrack had BETTER come with plastic dinosaurs in the cockpit.....

I narrate everything I do Ala-Attenborough....that's why I mute myself.o_O (It has destroyed my sex life, but blind chicks seem pretty into it...)