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  1. Han Burgundy

    Galactic Tour’s Combat Ship of the Year: SuperHornet vs. Vanguard Warden

    I love my gimbals (Gimbals gimbals gimbals!!!) so I gotta go with the SuperHornet. But goddamn, those fixed nose guns on the warden sure can plow the road. Too bad I aim like Stevie Wonder on a cocaine fueled rampage when using fixed guns.
  2. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting the Carrack

    What do you foresee being the huge cost sink in operating a carrack? Could they mean that it simply costs an astronomical amount just to fill it up at the pump, or do you think they were referring to the premiums required to staff one with NPCs to run for exploration OPs? Hopefully If I can keep...
  3. Han Burgundy

    He who dealt it.....should probably go talk to a doctor. That is not a normal human smell.

    He who dealt it.....should probably go talk to a doctor. That is not a normal human smell.
  4. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting the Carrack

    The really odd thing about me owning a Carrack is I don't really care much for exploration (as far as it has been explained so far) I really was more in love with the design of the ship rather than its engineered purpose. I figured that with the modular belly slots I could customize it to do...
  5. Han Burgundy

    TEST TOURNAMENT

    Must we always give in to the urge to be internet-creepy? haha
  6. Han Burgundy

    Man who farts during church, sits in own pew.

    Man who farts during church, sits in own pew.
  7. Han Burgundy

    Chewbaxter died for your sins. (Jack Black kicked him off a bridge)

    Chewbaxter died for your sins. (Jack Black kicked him off a bridge)
  8. Han Burgundy

    Theorycrafting the Carrack

    All the talk about high costs is starting to make me hesitate to apply that carrack upgrade....I just wanted a big-ass ship to hang my hat, but maybe I'd end up a space-hobo if I tried to call the Carrack home. Decisions decisions...
  9. Han Burgundy

    TEST TOURNAMENT

    AAAALLLLPPHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! That's super annoying when that happens.
  10. Han Burgundy

    I was the accident.

    I was the accident.
  11. Han Burgundy

    TEST TOURNAMENT

    Holy crap! You guys won even though I could never connect?! Bravo good sirs! I'm really sad I missed it. I have never been one for PVP but the match that I did get to fight in was a blast! Maybe I need to do AC more....
  12. Han Burgundy

    Making Money

    (And soon, my friend, that beerfarer will transform into a Carrack to aid me on my quest to discover the perfect cheese)
  13. Han Burgundy

    NOBODY Prints the imus anymore....nobody. Not since the accident, anyways.

    NOBODY Prints the imus anymore....nobody. Not since the accident, anyways.
  14. Han Burgundy

    Making Money

    Everyone knows that the Idris P is exclusively for Pasta, and modding it to accept deli meats is a long shot (Obviously i don't need to explain why). What the dealership WONT tell you, is you'd better have a starfarer too to haul around all that Marinara sauce you'll need with all that...
  15. Han Burgundy

    Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore

    Welcome to TEST! We are glad to have ya! Generally we all hop on our discord channel when we want to jump in and play, so that way we can find groups to join up on. (Plus voice comms are a game changer for multicrew) Glad to have another team player aboard and Ill see you out in the black!
  16. Han Burgundy

    Making Money

    If this is your approach, you will be required to purchase an Idris and run a Deli out of it. (The Ham torpedo will be a SMASH hit, especially if they are delivered using my patented Sandwich-delivery railgun system.)
  17. Han Burgundy

    No tuna, Crust.

    No tuna, Crust.
  18. Han Burgundy

    Crust, No tuna.

    Crust, No tuna.
  19. Han Burgundy

    I drink milk

    Welcome to TEST! And don't be ridiculous, you want to be married to that?!; The obvious choice is Fuck Bill, then marry him, then we can kill Hillary together (aaaand I'm on a watchlist now)
  20. Han Burgundy

    Some test landings

    This is EXACTLY why TEST events never offer valet parking.
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